Cameron Wortlehock

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[Cameron Wortlehock @cameronrw]

@MildCuthbert Every now and then you meet an Australian guy who's not from Queensland!

[ange @angemaryclaire]

Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like.

Get that image real clear in your mind.

Then click.

[james hawkins @james406]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you hopped on a quick call
- when you hopped on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

[Cameron Wortlehock @cameronrw]

@_maximus

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza, and it turns out the source is an 11 year old Reddit comment from user F*cksmith 😂

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A few of the most annoying people online have become angry at this joke column I wrote. I apologize to anyone who has experienced such a strong emotional response to it. https://t.co/7DqZD1bRAM

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

#gaming #gamingmemes #gamingnews #assassinscreed #assassinscreedshadows

[Vincent Proce @vproceart]

Calling all artists. This is making the rounds. There is hope for us yet!

[Cameron Wortlehock @cameronrw]

I've got that dog in me.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

This is what Batman did to get a written warning from HR

[Cameron Wortlehock @cameronrw]

@lpoleschtschuk @elonmusk lol blue tick

[icarus.gk ❯ @icarusgkx]

gen z php?

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Now we know

[outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp @outstarwalker]

you're worthy of being loved no matter if
- you need to heal before you can truly engage physically with someone
- your upbringing has traumatized you
- you got lost somewhere on the way and fell with the wrong crowd
- you eat shoes for breakfast

#BaldursGate3

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

For months, my best way to get my baby to stop crying has been whispering threats to him in the style of a villain from a Danny Dyer movie. He finds it hilarious. But now he's 1 & has started copying. I'm so scared he's going to threaten to cut his sister open or call her a cunt.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

The CEO of OpenAI hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI

[Gabe @gabemilne96]

Barbie's car is, as we have now found out, ULEZ compliant. But who else is (and isn't?)... 🧵