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Cameron Isherwood
@CameronSpoons
Joined November 2012
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Cameron Isherwood
@CameronSpoons
almost 12 years ago
When you get pulled over playing angry birds, the right answer to why you were swerving is not "because I was fucking up some pigs."
CameronSpoons
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Knipples
@StevieKnip
over 12 years ago
Girl, this relationship is like the time space continuum. You need time. I want space. But the nudes? You can continuum.
Cameron Isherwood
@CameronSpoons
almost 12 years ago
@davisIsherwood
asked me what the book Animal Farm was about, had to explain its about some animals on a fucking farm
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Good Kyle
@KyleMcDowell86
about 12 years ago
*slaps carrot out of your hand* "How the heck we ever going to get adult carrots if jerks like you keep eating the baby ones" *storms off*
Who to follow
FaAV
@Dumb_Dalek
Mostly mad, sometimes amazing 💕
✩*��.⋆ Muma✩*ೃ.⋆
@Wahbisahbbi
21+ •🇰🇪• online journal• Kenyan Capricorn ting✨ #freePalestine🇵🇸#freesudan🇸🇸#freecongo🇨🇩#wearentfreetileveryoneisfree
Vee Omokeh
@VeeOmokeh
Hotelier by profession ;by passion
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rob fee
@robfee
about 12 years ago
*Bryan Cranston pulls into AutoZone* Can you check my car?It just keeps *lowers shades* braking bad. *He winks then leaves without paying*
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Good Kyle
@KyleMcDowell86
about 12 years ago
[Commercial for sprinklers] *scene of a man filling his mouth with water and spitting it out over his lawn* "There has to be a better way"
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David Hughes
@david8hughes
about 12 years ago
"The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-" [Bowser spits coffee] "Which plumber?"
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ClickHole
@ClickHole
about 12 years ago
Which Muppet Baby Are You, Under Penalty Of Perjury? http://t.co/vWlcMvuqom
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eEric
@ericsshadow
about 12 years ago
It's weird how secretive aliens are and yet they're still too lazy to shut off the blinking lights on their UFO.
Cameron Isherwood
@CameronSpoons
about 12 years ago
@Dean_Murdoch
@BizNasty2point0
@Terry_Cahill
*Deaner throws in a dip and tips back in chair, cracks an icy Pilsner, spits on floor*
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Cat Damon
@CornOnTheGoblin
about 12 years ago
°Morgan Freeman voice° imagine if we could access 100 percent of our brains [cuts to me blowing my nose into my hand in the shower]
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Dwayne Johnson
@TheRock
about 12 years ago
"Am I beautiful?"... "How do my balls look?" Asking my ace stylist @rmatadesign two very important… http://t.co/zZsRnfx2GI
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pat tobin
@tastefactory
about 12 years ago
WILE E. COYOTE: I'll now answer a few questions REPORTER:Did the anvil intended for Roadrunner land on u? WILE:This press conference is over
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rob fee
@robfee
about 12 years ago
“Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.”
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Best Videos
@BestVlNES
about 12 years ago
They've been waiting their whole life for this moment https://t.co/Vjm0nmgLFg
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Kevin Seccia
@kevinseccia
about 12 years ago
Imagine the strength of character of the person who starts a dog walking business and resists naming it with a pun.
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Rock
@TheMichaelRock
about 12 years ago
Don't let other people tell you how to live your life. Anyways, RT if you're drinking.
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Dwayne Johnson
@TheRock
about 12 years ago
When my bud @dickfundy gets punched in his 8th grade balls, I come to the rescue. Hilarious.
@screenjunkies
https://t.co/E7vvIBmRAI
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Dwayne Johnson
@TheRock
about 12 years ago
What happens when I drink my milk...
#CurlGameOnLock
#FACUUUUNDO
@MilkLife http://t.co/F5C6ErqkPn
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David Hughes
@david8hughes
about 12 years ago
Build me an ark. http://t.co/mLYV1wCp9x
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