Cami Samper

[remx @biigrem]

Health insurance is great bc you pay a lot of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you end up paying a lot more.

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

republicans are all like

pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

Kanye West: "Heil Hitler" currently touring US 🤗

Macklemore: "Free Palestine, End Genocide" BANNED 🥲

The evolution of 'Antisemitism' will be studied for years

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

As if we needed any more proof that this has anything to do with antisemitism. It’s about the people who make money from and off Israel and how they’ve exploited Jewish Americans and Jewish identity to keep their fortunes. Fuck Ed Sheeran and Fuck Robert Kraft

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Thank god the glass in my food is keeping me safe from the 8 trans student athletes

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[Tyler Stasi 🍓👒🕰️ @tyler_stasi]

people are wayyyy too casual mentioning they use chatgpt for anything. like ???? what happened to thinking about things with your own brain?????

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 @aqee_sofine]

Socialism isn’t “free stuff” it’s just directing our tax money to policies that actually benefit the tax payers.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ah nothing like some masked Nazis marching through DC on the 4th of July with Confederate flags to celebrate America’s 250th

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[kate @kateslop]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95