literally my friend had their hand in their bag and said guess what time it is and I said you're gonna pull out a monster (cause psychic lol) and they did lmao. his face face went all red and I was right!
and then everyone clapped 😆😜🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
I unfortunately do not have it in me to feel bad about a man who’s made a career out of fear mongering and promoting hate and violence towards others for getting shot
my mom asked me to make spaghetti today while she was out to feed the family and threw shade at my dad saying that he should be doing it, I come 20 mins later to get started and this jackass is sitting there making HIMSELF spaghetti #fatheroftheyear
my girlfriemd aliterally choked me out and is gaslighting me. actually crazy day. she was crushing my windpipe and says it was not intential afte she literally choked me and i couldnt breathe (can talk but but still hard breTHING)