Accountologist

at Camp Accounting, we are business-keepers that Nourish the Nature of Numbers; do research on Accounting retention/application from high school level on up

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Ms. Richards: Please be transparent in your decision process and disclose publicly how much in federal funds @Ocfair (and its fairgounds which are state run) will receive from Federal Govt tax funds now that it is closing 2020 due to Covid-19 related concerns.

[OC Fair @ocfair]

The OC Fair & Event Center Board of Directors voted unanimously to cancel the 2020 OC Fair, one of the most anticipated and enduring summer celebrations in Southern California for 130 years.

For information on refunds and more, visit https://t.co/NqpUUAZSo1.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Accounting question:
Does: Calif make more money closing 2020 @OCFair and thus eligible for federal tax subsidies related Covid-19-related-closure funds
or
Absorb costs for man-power &cleaning material costs to ensure fairgoers have a good time, paced, and spaced?

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

@businesskeepers First quarter ended 03/31/2020. Payroll tax returns and Sales tax returns are due 4/30.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

It's just really cuts me deep when spellcheck doesn't catch my mistakes when I butcher the word, "liability." Is it me or should that word always have a home in spellcheck no matter how badly I type it?

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

@RealJamesWoods Church isn't a necessity, but going to walmart to pick up sunscreen is?

[Lee Strobel @LeeStrobel]

Houston's mayor just asked everyone to pray at 12 noon today -- which happens to be the exact time I'll be leading a national phone call with a 10-minute devotional and prayer over the pandemic. Join us! Information below.

[Heather R. Higgins @TheHRH]

Good Read: C. S. Lewis' wisdom provides comfort and clarity 81 years later.

C. S. Lewis’ Advice To Students During A Pandemic Will Do Us Good https://t.co/hbLL1yj61y

[Metropolitan Opera @MetOpera]

1/ In tonight’s Nightly Met Opera Stream, @tenorkaufmann stars as Wagner’s Parsifal, in a memorable 2013 Live in HD transmission. Available April 9 at 7:30PM ET until April 10 at 6:30PM EDT.

Watch: https://t.co/EoHFi9wumT

📸 Ken Howard

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Agreed

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

@USPS https://t.co/rIx1JHhaNA in OC has mail theft *all the time* from receptacles-on its Federal Land! Pworkers have complained to their P Inspector for 2 yrs but no improvement. #MakeOCmailSafeAgain seems like a good platform on which @michellesteelca can stand and resolve.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Talked to my relative with whom I ordered a subscription for @wsj and he confirmed he has not been receiving his paper, as I suspected. I reached out to @WSJ a while back to check into this and heard nothing back.

I guess they don't deliver unless it is a home or corp office.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Ca Dept of Tax/Fee Admin (CDTFA) is phasing out the Lim-ted Access Code option to file and pay sales tax in 2020. Look for in instructions in the mail next month (Feb 2020) #Accounting

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Issuing a lot of 1099s this month for 2019? Check out Assmbly Bill 5 (AB5). If your company can't pass the *ABC* test---2020 is the mandatory switch from contractors to employees. Check with your accountant/CPA. https://t.co/3PmJx3IyOA

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

@IntuitBrad Mr. Smith: I spent 4hrs5min w/Intuit's *QB care* tech team. Quickbooks' system did cause the error, QBOnline can't fix on its end; client has to do workaround.

#QBO also had 9 hour *outage* last Monday. After all these yrs, your brain child still on training wheels?

[QuickBooksCares @QBCares]

@campaccounting I'm here to help you access your client's account. Could you send me a DM with your email and the name of the company? I'll be on the lookout for your message. ^LB https://t.co/R7L1zWUFLl

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

@IntuitBrad Tech support QBO: I've been working with a client and Intuit for 10 days trying to get *access* client's QBO file. Still on tech support (132 mins now) call this time. Your 800 QBO tech team is stumped. Please DM me the direct# to *your* QBO team. #QuickBooks

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Many customer contracts expire on 12/31/19. If there are any incentives that are low hanging fruit, pick them now before the incentives reset on Jan 1st. #Accounting #checkyourcontract

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

You are making this up. Please say you are.

[Bridget Willard @BridgetMWillard]

Today, on my reality show (as @TheFabulousOne says), I was invited to a “boring date.”

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Q: Are you an accounting major?
Student: Yeah.
Q; Cool, so 4 semesters of accting courses, at this 2-year college?
S: Yeah
Q. What school you transferring to?
S: University of xxx.
Q: What is the normal balance of a liability account?
S: (long pause) I'm not really sure.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Monday is payroll taxes due if you've met the monthly threshold.

[Accountologist @campaccounting]

Payroll tax for Nov 30th payroll is due Dec 17th. You have an extra 2 days. Yeah.