counselor life

Life as a camp counselor. Things kids say, things staff say, and life in our house

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Hey, do you have neighbors?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a family?"
"Yes."
"Cool!"
*Walks away*
#adventuresindaycamp #convoswithakindergartener

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Oh man I still want to smell the beaver!" #peltspeltspelts #oelife

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"It's too bad I'm gonna kill you cuz you're really funny." #stafftostaff #justroommatethings #theyreprobablyjoking

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Squatty Potty? They should call it a Stool Stool!" #importantdiscussions

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"You really get to know a man when you shave his inner thigh." #latenightshavingparty #itsabondingexperience

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"She looks like a man from the 80s who just woke up." #talkingaboutdogs #poodlesitting

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"No shrimp isn't vegan. It's an animal." #importantphonecalls

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"She really likes memes!"
"Yeah that sounds like a Gryffindor trait."
#sortingthestaff #saidbyaslytherin

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

Me: What was everyone's favorite part of the morning?
Kid: The fox pelt. Also your hair bun. It's amazing.
#KidCompliments #SelfEsteemBoost

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

Child playing in the sand: the volcano is about to explode! We have to run from the hot llama!! The hot llama is going to get us! #hotllama

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

Me: You have a string on your right lapel....That's your left
Coworker: I'm sorry I don't know science! #ScienceofFashion?

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

Me: It's nice to meet you!
Kid: It's nice to meet you too! You're really pretty!
#ThanksIShoweredToday #SelfEsteemBoost

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Will you hold my churro for a second?" #professionaldevelopment #thingsmybosssays #otherdutiesasassigned

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

I mean, babies are nice, but my vagina says "no". #LatterDaySeduction

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

If I was on death row and I had to pick a last meal, I'd just pick a bunch of different cheesecakes." #cheescakesogoodicry

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

Child playing with fake snow: "it's made out of gravity! It's falling through my fingers, that means it's made out of gravity."

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Who the fuck brings artichoke.....?"

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Most of the game is cutting cyborgs in half and ripping out their spines to regain your health. It's kinda like Fruit Ninja" #shitmybrosays

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"Holy shit... I mean shoot! This is a family establishment"

[counselor life @campbeachhouse]

"If you want ass you have to wait for it" #ronweasley