Campbell

small talk for a small man

[Campbell @campbellorca]

imessage rly put the “notify anyway” option there like i wasn’t gonna abuse the fuck out of it

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i can’t get over my blanket hatred of AI no matter its normalisation. i feel so strongly that it has categorically devalued language, text, creation art etc. we cannot export any component of humanity to something non human. these exist only insofar as we iterate them within us

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whoever popped JD Vance’s balloon when he was 8 years old has a lot of apologising to do

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Tinnitus? Nah that’s just non diegetic sound

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doomscrolling Gmail

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All the who’s in the grinch look like Wilson from House

[Campbell @campbellorca]

“The fly” can only take place in a cinematic universe where Raid and Mortein are not canonically invented yet

[Campbell @campbellorca]

when I’m on da bus and it starts making unsanctioned turns #nervous!

[Campbell @campbellorca]

if I was a patient in doctor Gregory House’s clinic I would give the doctors enthusiastic consent to have personal epiphanies and significant character development throughout the process of my diagnosis and treatment

[Campbell @campbellorca]

unfortunately on the close friends story’s of two people who have broken up and both seem desperate to prove to each other that their life is great

[Campbell @campbellorca]

I love leaving my personal belongings unattended in various public spaces

[Campbell @campbellorca]

so many religious people would probably loveee textual criticism if they didn’t care so much about universal truth

[Campbell @campbellorca]

seeing highschool friends getting married, or even worse, becoming real estate agents.

[Campbell @campbellorca]

guy next to me at the public library researching methamphetamine production methods without a care in the world. #ilovethelibrary

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loitering so hard rn. some are even calling us hooligans

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I don’t know man, yeah I guess you’re right…I shouldn’t stress about it too much. I just…worry we’re not doing enough to remember him

[Campbell @campbellorca]

everyone all the time is just judging things based on vibes and only a dishonest man will pretend otherwise

[Campbell @campbellorca]

there’s a certain smell I like. I’d describe it as sexy fertiliser but no one ever knows what I mean

[Campbell @campbellorca]

why he keep saying he got two phones

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every arcade has that one asian dude in the corner going absolutely crazy on a reaction time music machine

[Campbell @campbellorca]

inside every structuralist is a schizophrenic