Former Church Camp Director

Church camp...a wonder world of inspiration, humor and the human condition! Sometimes ranting, but deep down always loving of everything church camp!

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

First kid at #churchcamp wearing a Wenbenyama jersey gets creeked repeatedly.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

I wonder how many bears, wolves, 12 foot long snakes and serial killers have been seen by the campers at junior session this week? #churchcamp

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

You can always tell that it’s World Cup time at #churchcamp. The annual staff versus campers match on the old campground pitch gets a little crazier. Soccer jerseys that are at least 20 years old suddenly make a fashion statement this week.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

The Coldplay kiss-cam is less awkward than camp flames avoiding each other at the first teen area-wide after #churchcamp.

[Annette Michelle @shell062598]

I can feel myself rotting…👵🏻🤦🏻‍♀️😜🤣🖤

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

So I retire from #churchcamp, and a new grill is purchased!?!? I guess everyone is now too good for the heat-stroke inducing flaming cannister of death. I probably have layers of DNA in the old "grill" in the form of burnt flesh and hair.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

So...I heard another former director ran face first into the fence during ultimate frisbee @churchcamp. Were the campers concerned, or were they too busy laughing?

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

Some of the rejected special class topics at #churchcamp: "Deconstructing Your (enter your church heritage here) Bias", "Bathsheba and Other Sluts of the Bible", "Jesus is Targeting Me!", "All 6 Genders in the Bible" and "Song of Solomon - Fun When You're Older."

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

Who's going to be the first camper to get screamed at by the new caretakers at #churchcamp?

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

Have you ever tried to have a staff member from another #churchcamp session enter the transfer portal to your session? The harder maneuver is to make Captain Conservative or the Liberal Avenger to leave your session so they can pollute someone else's camp experience.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

What dangerous new group games will the youth ministers introduce at #churchcamp this year?

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

This was inspired by a comedian who said the same thing from a teachers point of view.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

My PTSD from years of trying to get campers to be quiet at #churchcamp has damaged me. When I saw the movie "A Quiet Place", I was rooting for the aliens/monsters. Volume 0 means total silence...that's what you get!!!

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

BTW: If you know me personally, you know her too!

[Bible Department Secretary @BibleSecretary]

Pro-tip for students: the nicer you are to me, the more helpful I'll be when you're in my office panicking because you waited too long to register for a class that's now full

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

And sincere thanks, props and gratitude for these people!

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

No matter how much drama and stress happens at #churchcamp, I know that as "clergy" I will be PAID to be there! Pity the poor souls who PAY with vacation days or worse for sleep-deprived hysteria.

[Former Church Camp Director @CampFormer]

Over-under on how many female campers will be wearing Chiefs jerseys to #churchcamp this summer is +2.