megan

🐊 she/her

[megan @campmeg23]

@sam__banellis I can’t believe you’re tweeting gems from a desktop computer

[megan @campmeg23]

@franzie40 I hope you get the giftcard

[megan @campmeg23]

@johnbenjaminetc We’re not. Hope this helps!!

[megan @campmeg23]

@StrappedBird He simply had to do it to ‘em (himself)

[megan @campmeg23]

@StrappedBird Is it weird I just teared up

[megan @campmeg23]

@EricaMend0za Bring me as the +1 and we’ll find Hawaiian bfs

[megan @campmeg23]

@StrappedBird He’s a grower not a shower and I’m sick of people thinking that’s not ok. Also it was probably cold in there

[Sosiska 🏳️‍🌈 @HardcoreSosiska]

in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.

𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴

[megan @campmeg23]

@franzie40 @JeffPassan @martinonyc 2024 is going to be OUR YEAR

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

saltburn this saltburn that why did no one tell to not see poor things with my dad

[megan @campmeg23]

@EricaMend0za @pepperyball @butcherdrown I don’t know what level of capitalism this is but if we could just stay here that would work for me

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

i just checked santa tracker and he hasn't moved from your mom's house for a couple hours bro

[JP @jpbrammer]

that’s a “finished first place on the Masked Singer” kind of request big guy

[jnn @jenngaly]

i think whoever can fight the best at work should be the supervisor

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

we definitely smoked a drunk cig together in a past life

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

clocking in at work. another day another dollar