Camp Umpy's Bagels & Stuff

Bagels. Coffee. Adventures. Repeat.

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@Nero Don’t tease

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@SecDef @DOGE @Metallica

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@chan_k Is it like a liquid sticker? If no, try harder

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

How Stevie Nicks responds to mask-shaming 🔥

"I dare anybody to give me a dirty look. I would just say, 'Hey, you know what? I’m Stevie Nicks. And if I get sick, my entire thing goes down. Forty families are out of work. So that’s why I have a mask on, asshole.'"

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Anne Boyer has resigned as the poetry editor of the New York Times magazine: “Because our status quo is self-expression, sometimes all artists have left is to refuse. So I refuse.”

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@YourAnonNews They were wrong how?

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@reelmomentsAI @browardbully Keke

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@seananmcguire @JonathanMaberry Love you for your research.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

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@weareliptat Sweet baby was brave

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@maycarleton1312 @DailyLoud This👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

[Sort of Damocles @FlatPatty]

“Mastriano honored confederate tradition by losing in Pennsylvania." – Stephen Colbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Warcraft Madamim
Forgotten coast
Us
@warcraft
#WarcraftStory

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@Warcraft Madammim
Forgotten coast
Us
#WarcraftStory
@Warcraft

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@hankgreen STAHHP

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@StopAntisemites @WKOW @WISCTV_News3 @nbc15_madison @fox47madison

[Joe Oliver @joeolivermd]

Now when I walk down the street and notice the Help Wanted ads on virtually every door, all I see is dead people.

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Mostly jealous that the UK can take 6 weeks to realize that they've made a mistake but women in the US can't.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Oil prices today: $85.90 a barrel
Gas prices today: $3.85 a gallon

Oil prices in April 2010: $85.66 a barrel
Gas prices in April 2010: $2.85 a gallon

Gas prices are $1 a gallon higher than they should be because of Big Oil's greed. We need a windfall profits tax.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.