Campus Dad

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[Campus Dad @campusdad]

[Insert yourself here] #backatitagain #wedontusehashtagsanymore

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

Vacuums suck. #Imback #canthide #dadjokes

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

Happy birthday to the second born! @oemott #campusdasddaughter #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When people appreciate your graphic tees #campusdad #unbearable #graphicteerepresent

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

I just perfected human cloning...

Needless to say, I'm beside myself

#campusdad #dadjokes #onpoint

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

There aretwo secrets to life and being a great dad that I'd like to share with my fan base

1. Don't share all your secrets
2.

#campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When you're reunited with hthe Bae and everything is okay #dadsgirlfriend #wemadeit #campusdadgoestoDenmark

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in a Crack! #dadjokes #campusdad #happyholidaystoall #MerryChristmas

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When you're hurt because your daughters attack you about your shower shoes at dinner #ImJustLivingLife #showershoes #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When you see the Christmas train and your daughters freak out #christmas #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When #campusdad is famous on @NPU instagram. Go see the post #instafamous #thetruth #findthetruth #NorthParkForever

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

@livmott14 best daughter award? #BDA

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

Spraining your ankle for the dumbest reasons are the worst #sports #campusdadneedshelp #gettheice #ihavenone #campusdadisinjured #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When they start playing screamo at #BattleOfTheBands #canyoupleaseturnitdown #OwMyEars #campusdad #thekidsaretryingtosleep

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When youwake up at 6:30 only to find out that practice is canceled #campusdadwantssleep #rowingteam #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When your life doesn't feel complete until you've visited the gym at least twice #campusdadgoestothegym #heeatstoomuch #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

I have a fear of speed bumps. But don't worry kids, I'm slowly getting over it... #campusdad #dadjokesonpoint

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When your hair gets dyed #frostedtips #Halloween2k15 #fatherdaughterthings #campusdad

[Campus Dad @campusdad]

When your RA shows up at your door with cookies #dormlife #campusdad #whereisthemilk #HEFORGOTTHEMILK #itsthelittlethings