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if i'm not overdramatic, who will be? | kc/omaha

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

So between
1) banning ingredients that expand shelf life
2) halving the number of farm workers
3) tariffs on packaging
I’m starting to think the “I’m voting for cheaper groceries” people might want to start making some phone calls.
This looks like eight dollar eggs to me.

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

This is incorrect and shows how little the average person knows about garment manufacturing. 🧵

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This is one of those things that sounds really smart to dumb people

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

That adults were generally smart.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Not to be dramatic but it happens 12 hours after you turn 25

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

It’s amazing how many unique and unsettling ways there are for a pair of pants to not fit you

[tina 🌴 clown bad @laceandcrimes89]

IMMEDIATELY STOP USING PERIOD AND PREGNANCY TRACKERS IN THE US.

DONT PUT IN ANOTHER PIECE OF DATA. DELETE IT.

[Fuentes Updates @FuentesUpdates]

Women lose again! Your body, OUR CHOICE 😂 that ceiling is made out of BRICK!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[໊ @buffys]

this is who won btw

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser.
My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Mine in the November 11, 2024 issue of The New Yorker