camris

#66

[camris @camrisglick]

when you get t-boned and total the rental car on your way to see @taylorswift13 at @SoFi … but your dad refuses to let a fractured leg ruin this and rallies. we’re coming for you Taylor!

[camris @camrisglick]

there really is nothing like sitting in your car in your driveway and waiting a solid amount of time before going in

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

I'm so sorry to hear this and to pass this on but according to a Facebook post via her family, Helen Slayton-Hughes, our beloved Ethel Beavers, passed away last night. Sending so much love to her loved ones. What a delight she was. ❤️

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

my dog looking at my camera roll

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[Casey Nowak @IgnatzHaderach]

*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[maybe: clare @clur19]

If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized

[Jay Duplass @jayduplass]

no offense but can this be the last Jeffrey Dahmer thing please?

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

Just revealed at #D23Expo ✨ Check out the new poster for #PeterPanandWendy. Streaming in 2023 only on @DisneyPlus.

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

Out of the sea, wish I could be... part of that world.

Disney's The Little Mermaid is coming to theaters May 26, 2023.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t mean to alarm anyone but Mercury is in Gatorade.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

No one commits like goths who remain goth during a heatwave.

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes when i get really scared of dying i remind myself that it’s ok because i’m also really scared of living

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Udriri Valyrio Eglio gūrēñagon aō bēvilza kessyt Zaldrīzo Lenton majēbilū.

@houseofdragon

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Pledge your loyalty to House Targaryen.

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[camris @camrisglick]

you know it’s gonna be a rough day at work when even the sounds of your co-workers typing irritates you