CamSump 🦉

Recovering Chicken Tenders Kid. Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ➡️"No other success can compensate for failure in the home"⬅️

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Joseph Smith is a prophet of God. I believe God worked through Him to translate The Book of Mormon and restore His church. Why does he remain so controversial though? Let’s explore that.
Let’s start with a question.If I want to learn more about Jesus Christ, where would I go? 🧵

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@oocmrsunday Hot scoop or shot of poop?

[Heidi Hatch KUTV @tvheidihatch]

When it’s 107 tomorrow in Salt Lake, remember it could be worse.

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@MrBeast $5 Million Pennies

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@LonelyGoomba Instead of a battle royal, make it a survival royale (whatever that means and looks like).

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@Ofcimcold Perhaps he was able to use the sleeping pills he mentions later. This could have made “Nikki” to sleep and let her real self reach through.

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@tvheidihatch

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@markie_devo Tried it via Smiths. It really did not taste that great. The vanilla addition did not complement the root beer and had a very artificial taste.

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@RejectedShotgun

[Dallin H. Oaks @OaksDallinH]

Missionary work is soaring to new heights. We are days away from the opening of 55 new missions. This brings the total number of missions to 506. There is a total of over 87,000 full-time missionaries. And we are currently being reinforced by the first wave of 18-year-old sisters beginning their service. 

In coming weeks, we will have the largest number of full-time missionaries in the history of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

These missionaries’ first responsibility is to testify of Jesus Christ to a world that suffers without knowledge of His divine mission. They invite people across the globe to become part of His true and living Church.

I affirm my testimony of Jesus Christ and the truth of His gospel. The Holy Ghost has given me a witness of its truthfulness, and I rejoice that I can spend my life in proclaiming it.

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@DiscussingFilm :(

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@Mormonger I think you meant to say “imagine having $900 Billion.”

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@N0nexisten1Hero

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If Locke isn’t my co-op companion in Halo Campaign Evolved, you might as well just cancel the game with how bad it will be.

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

yoda: troubled by this news, you are?

luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago

yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?

luke: cmon man i didn't know

yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,

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@joeseppi_ https://t.co/A0o1cgc5Z5

Joeseppi I have another bird app for your collection. This is a message where you get to send messages to your friends via digital carrier pigeons. It’s called roost and it simulates how long it would take for them to get there.

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@kariwarburton I was going to covert, but never made it pass the backflip interview.

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The engagement bait I can get on board with.

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

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@NoblestCalling We got a free trial and it has been amazing. Definitely worth the price when it comes to our year mark and actually paying for it.

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@Xbox make the next Xbox called “Xbox 720” and bring back the Blades theme. Do this and you will win. trust me

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode https://t.co/el3MZLN4se