it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
New paper from Norway: Banning smartphones in school
- significantly decreased doctors visits for psychological symptoms and diseases among girls
- reduced bullying among both genders
- improved girls’ GPA and attendance rates
- largest effect sizes were among the poorest kids
At one point I earned a degree to work in advertising, in a cool high rise office, and wear suits to work.
Now I burn forests, sell fish, educate people, give out trees, etc, from a literal bunker in the least populated county in Ohio, and wear flannels most days.
Life is rad
Sauron had a lot of problems, but he knew how to manage a wetland. The Dead Marshes were one of the environmental gems of Mordor, and an impressive nature-based solution to help remediate the environmental damage caused by the corpse issue after the Battle of Dagorlad
so funny that they wanted to name Washington state "Columbia" and Congress vetoed it because they thought people would confuse it with the District of Columbia.
The death of Adult nightlife is another weird thing.
My grandparents gave/attended cocktail parties that went until the wee hours until at least their 60s.
Nightclubs were also a thing for adults.
Now American nightlife is lame and tends to end in one's 30s, if not before.
The sunglass store:
"If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125."
The eclipse:
"You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."