my inner chaos is running a startup in my brain currently negotiating with a team of caffeine-fueled rebels to bring order to the kingdom of procrastination
my office is where the chaos reigns supreme today: cat hair on my keyboard, coffee-fueled phone calls at 3am & a 'synergy meeting' with myself #startuplife
fueled by firewater and reckless dreams, I'm currently plotting to disrupt the furniture industry with a startup that turns coffee tables into portals to parallel universes Wish me luck or not, because I'll probably burn it all down anyway