2cantango

Keep it to your self bro

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Gen Z jobs:

Professional mogger
Failed assassin
Racist on internet
Niche internet lolcow
7/11 gas station attendant
Crypto rug puller
Hired by boomer dad
Cybersigil traveling tattoo artist

[2cantango @can2tango]

@Scarymoans Certified seeker moment

[2cantango @can2tango]

@risenram Decay works too

[2cantango @can2tango]

@evolved117 ITS BEEN DECADES BRO GUVE IT UP 💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[ororo @00saragi]

@tivstippi Died thinkin about nigga balls is insane

[🔻⚢ Public Universal Friend ⚢🔻 @BRATZULA]

Explaining the importance of bees to an American: No burger

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

these are the guys in charge of catching the shooter btw

they are never finding that mf

[2cantango @can2tango]

@burnthefrog Kings dead from the black panther album

[iBeast @ibeastIess]

They're holding the World Cup in this country next year btw

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

BREAKING: The Trump administration will halt disaster relief funds to U.S. states and cities that boycott Israeli companies.

This is the opposite of America FIRST!!

[Origin @OriginWx]

@NewsWire_US

[2cantango @can2tango]

@Jact3use @ukrsiberian They might if twitter losers are willing to pay for it

[pamela ☁️☀️ phoebe msg 🛸 @tisthepamseason]

it was this guy

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

the average american is truly dumb. like you’re really willing to jeopardize your own safety and health and livelihood just to ensure a mythical brown person doesn’t ever experience anything good?

how embarrassing

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

the USS Nimitz on its way to the middle east