Canaan

Free thoughts, jokes, and opinions

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

This passage from Schopenhauer is so brilliantly brutal

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

@Morbidful 00’. Mo no n mppppp’ ‘ b

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

If you’re wondering what happens next, I’m guessing the crucifixion of @POTUS thru character assassination by his own side

[Oliver Anthony Music @AintGottaDollar]

I. Don't. Support. Either. Side. Politically. Not the left, not the right. Im about supporting people and restoring local communities.

Now, go breath some fresh air and relax. Please? :) I'm not worth obsessing over, I promise. Go spend time with your loved ones.

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

@realswtheory its gotta be Qui-Gon, and it has to be Xbox because those are the best choices

[Funny People At @funnypeopleat]

Tonight at 8 at @bklyncomedyclub in Williamsburg @BakerBone hosts a fantastic lineup

@Ariel_Comedy
@KevinRyanComedy
@shanetorres
@edmanhustle
@tinystories4u
@canaanwhich

Plus special guests, get $5 off tix with promo code “funny”

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[Canaan @canaanwhich]

@ConceptualJames Hail hydra

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Dude just said he hasn’t changed since he was 14 like that’s a good thing

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Is it just me or are there more helicopters in Nashville since the bomb?

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Ain’t nobody posting family pictures today

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Stop bringing your kids to chipotle

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Honestly @Bjergsen and @TeamKhabib both retiring in the same day is just too much

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

@Casey Best advice I ever heard was to never give them your back. Back away but never stop looking at them.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Racism is not dead, but it is on life support — kept alive by politicians, race hustlers and people who get a sense of superiority by denouncing others as "racists."

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

If someone just woke up from a coma from 2015 and saw that debate they wouldn’t believe their eyes

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Furreal thought @amyschumer got an @Onnit sponsorship

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

Just heard a boomer lady with blue hair say “show me how to sign into this podcast”

Pick a lane

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The beauty of doing nothing is that you can do it perfectly. Only when you do something is it almost impossible to do it without mistakes. Therefore people who are contributing nothing to society, except their constant criticisms, can feel both intellectually and morally superior

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

I pay these people for journalism @nytimes

[Canaan @canaanwhich]

I wonder if Covid has any correlation with elevation