Justino Trudeausky (Parody Account)

Candidate for the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada. No affiliation with Justin Trudeau at all. Nope, don’t know the guy.

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@CedarAndHoney @camrosemike Vancouvers great! Scored some cool drugs and banged a homeless broad on East Hastings last week. Katie something…anyway, 10 outta 10!

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@FreedomEagleAB Hey, fucko, get back to making my double double you ignorant twat and stay off of moms computer. #fucktard

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@cynthiapace1 @camrosemike Cynthia! How’s it going! How’s the Only Fans account doing these days? You definitely have the whitest teeth we’ve ever cum across!

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@MelissaMbarki @PaolaQP1231 Bravo! Nicely deflected!

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@SooLee77344977 @patgagnon_75 Oh Stephanie. You make all of the gullible libtards proud with your false equivalency. Have you ever considered running for office? We need every brain damaged fucktard on our side.

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@FuzzyNuts8 @SooLee77344977 @patgagnon_75 Um. Paused it, because he’s a libtard too.

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@scott_robb @nationalpost We libtards can justify everything!

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@HugoMonster96 @nationalpost Libtard rage. Love it amigo!

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I think you should apply @atRachelGilmore

Job Posting: International Correspondent – Official Hamas Apologist Edition

📍 Location: Gaza Strip Headquarters, Office of Narrative Management
💰 Salary: Competitive, paid in untraceable cash and moral superiority points

About the Role:

Do you believe freedom of speech means repeating exactly what your employer tells you? Do you think “journalistic integrity” is just a Western imperialist concept? Are you ready to defend every decision made by the world’s most misunderstood terrorist “administration” no matter how bizarre, self-contradictory, or straight-up illegal?

Welcome to your dream job.

Key Responsibilities:

📝 Memorize the official Hamas talking points each morning and deliver them like gospel.
📝 Casually refer to the “Hamas government” as “democratically elected” at every opportunity, preferably in the first sentence of every report.
📝 Denounce any critics as “biased,” “brainwashed,” or “agents of the Zionist-Crusader-Globalist agenda.”
📝 Attend press conferences where the only acceptable question is, “How can we help you look even better?”
📝 Publish heartwarming “human interest” stories about Hamas leaders feeding pigeons or planting olive trees.
📝 Reframe any and all events as heroic struggles against “unseen forces” (wink).

Qualifications:

📚 Unshakable ability to keep a straight face when calling a one-party armed movement “inclusive” and “transparent.”
📚 Comfort in rewriting history, geography, and reality as needed.
📚 Experience in blaming literally anything on “foreign interference” – traffic jams, high hummus prices, bad Wi-Fi, you name it.

Perks & Benefits:

🎁 Complimentary Hamas-branded pen and notepad (pre-filled with today’s official narrative).
🎁 Invitations to exclusive rooftop barbecues with senior officials (subject to background check and loyalty oath).
🎁 Your choice of honorary title: “Foreign Media Liaison” or “International Truth Ambassador.”
🎁 Automatic moral high ground membership card, renewable annually with proof of continued loyalty.

How to Apply:

📧 Submit your résumé, three samples of unapologetic propaganda, and a short essay titled “Why It’s Always Someone Else’s Fault” to: [email protected]

⚠️ Note: Independent thinking not required. In fact, strongly discouraged.

Welcome to Hamas.

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@Definingf8 @PierrePoilievre Holy shit! You’re a fucking imbecile! Ever consider running for the LPC? We need people like you!!

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@d_boulding @paulvieira 🤔

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@IH8canCommies @paulvieira @MandTSpratt 🤔

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@AnnaDaCosta11 @nationalpost

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@TheJasonPugh @nationalpost

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@Miview1Dan @JimYoungBurlin1 @ChantalHbert Psycho the rapist? That sounds like a job I’m highly qualified for!!

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@GregviiGreg @camrosemike @mdt546 Sure sure! We’re also going to stop bill C69 too! Bahahaha!!!

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@GregviiGreg @camrosemike @mdt546 We’ll put you in charge of that! The LPC has many, many ridiculous projects and virtue signalling events and we need every gullible moron in this country to help. You fit the bill dipshit.

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@GregviiGreg @camrosemike @mdt546 You seem like a complete and utter bozo. You’re just the kind of halfwit we could use in the LPC!! Grab a conservative to explain what those letters mean. Welcome aboard libtard!!

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@RealFrozz @ItsDeanBlundell You’re an actor? Me too!

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@ToGDionysus @goblue1964AB @ItsDeanBlundell I think Alberta still needs sandwich artists, so you’ll be okay George.