Matt Rock

Does stuff in places. Sometimes useful things at that!
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Pronounce in profile - “Mat Räk”

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@Gortress @girldrawsghosts Magic: the Gathering (via Cardboard Crack) predicted this

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@NecoArcFentGoku @33elkMTG Art-er of the Blood

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@andycollins6768 @mage_you “Oh no, he’s present! Burn the Constitution!” is a stance 35+% of the country takes. 🤔

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@posting_forever Charlie Kirk doing a Yogi Bear move implies that the Million Charlies are like the Scooby-Doo knock-offs getting spammed out by Hanna Barbera Studios back in the ‘70s. Joke about necks and saving on animation.

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@Xenos_RIFS @ShitpostRock2 That’s actually the Gender Shredder critical hit. That made the player genderfluid.

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@Xenos_RIFS But that’s when it wouldn’t agree with them. 🤔

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@JesseBurkhart7 @KyleKulinski @Republicans It’s called wishcasting

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@strngerebe44623 @TomCokeIsABlunt @majorityfm “Oh no it’s Sam Seder!” unfathomable levels.

[DairyFruitBowl @DairyFruitbowl]

@buffys

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@blandCinema I was too old and Maritime to have much from YTV before becoming Californian.

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@33elkMTG Flow Statesman, mythic uncommon from Structures of New Capenna.

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@blandCinema Rollin’ (German Assault Vehicle) would go extremely hard

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@PunishedAG Dude posting that like half his side wouldn’t beat her and him to death with hammers for trying to let one gal be 20% masculine.

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@Thepinestate @Komisaars @SteveRob @AnnaDamon5143 But you just did? 🤔

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@EgoComLib @Xenos_RIFS Modern gays won’t even In The Navy any more.

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@Xenos_RIFS @midnight_b65055 Self-deporting to Namek came in handy frfr

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@TomCokeIsABlunt “Now nobody can say I’m not packing the biggest, most beautiful telescoping rod.”

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@blandCinema “Young Bernie Bros. think the system is broken, unlike me, an OG, who knows it’s broken but refuse to imagine any better possibility than the DNC’s offerings.”