Candace Kimball

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Robinhood: steal from the rich and give to the poor...but not like TOO much

[Jackson Wood @jacksonwoodHQ]

Instead of focusing on politics focus on your family.

Instead of focusing on what’s wrong with the world focus on getting your finances right.

Instead of focusing on people you hate, focus on people you love.

You’ll be much happier that way. I promise.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This amazing little tool simply draws all streets in any city you want. As examples here are the town I grew up in (20k residents) and the city I live in (5M residents). Have a play with it. The exported screenshots make great desktop backgrounds. Source: https://t.co/GmEQnq8ALj

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

sorry to all the teenagers who can't "go for a walk" with their cousins before dinner this year

[John R. Wiley @JohnRWiley]

It’s Christmas! This is my favorite tweet every holiday season from @TweetsofOld. A little searching on Ancestry reveals that young Chambers was six when he wrote this, was a farmer in later life and died in 1981 at 82 or 83.

[Keith Humphreys @KeithNHumphreys]

A simple, free, kind, thing we can all do is never ask anyone who declines an alcoholic beverage for an explanation.

[Candace Kimball @candacekimball]

I’m just really sad about Alex Trebek 😔

[Candace Kimball @candacekimball]

@jessiekingevans Not impossible!! Pick me 💛 Also I can probably help you find a regular sitter in town as well!

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

jesus to the romans:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Lakers have won a championship to start the last three decades 🏆

2000: First from Kobe & Shaq three-peat
2010: Second of Kobe's back-to-back run
2020: LeBron's fourth ring on third team

[CarlieStylez @CarlieStylezz]

Travel Plans for 2020......

[Caora McKenna @caora_mck]

Hey Halifax! I made an app to help voters learn about the candidates for this election. It's full of yes/no questions for candidates, an interview with them, and their contact info so you can text or call them with any more questions you want answers to.. https://t.co/MqYnqIaVoX

[Candace Kimball @candacekimball]

@jazzmanhair Me too hahahah 204 baby (I think 😂)

[jodie @jodieegrace]

do you ever think about all the negative effects that birth control has both physically and mentally and then realize that you started taking it during your most formative years and have been taking it for nearly half of your life and you’re not even sure if you’re really ~you~

[Candace Kimball @candacekimball]

Fictional Death I will never fully recover from : Dobby the house elf

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise.

On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom.

Note the ingredients.

[David Woodland @davidsven]

We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We’re talking 160 page chapter books. 😂

I’m out $120 this year and he thinks he’s ripping me off. Best investment ever.

[Candace Kimball @candacekimball]

"Living in quarantine wouldn't be easy though!" "No, but neither would living with ebola....."