candace

looking around this app like Will Smith looks around the room at the end of Fresh Prince

[candace @candaceoffman]

Americans will use anything except the metric system

[sarge @sarge____]

Morgan Wallen at Michigan Stadium is the worst possible hell I can imagine on this Earth

[imrealangry import export co. inc. @imrealangry]

The FBI killed Mac Miller cause they knew he would be too powerful for the University of Pittbsurgh in the NIL era

[candace @candaceoffman]

werewolves during a full moon:

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Howling tonight queen??

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[candace @candaceoffman]

@doll_diego @joeyjaws first Diego tweet in like 6 months??

[candace @candaceoffman]

🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩 #MyXAnniversary

[billboard @billboard]

Noah Kahan Earns First No. 1 Album on Billboard 200 With ‘The Great Divide’
https://t.co/VfUdNdiWza

[Daniel Long @The_Red_Hat]

Roundup often gets a bad rap since it, you know, causes cancer and other terminal illnesses. But don’t forget it played a huge role in collapsing the bee population, which may lead to the most deaths in the long run.

[candace @candaceoffman]

you know how bad it is when the KING OF ENGLAND has to tell us to get our shit together

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

KING CHARLES TO CONGRESS: EXECUTIVE POWER IS SUBJECT TO CHECKS AND BALANCES

[candace @candaceoffman]

do NOT listen to this album while driving bro you will become a liability on the roads

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Great Divide’ by Noah Kahan is projected to debut at #1 on the Billboard 200 chart with 335k units. (via HITSDD)

[J.J. Abbott @jjabbott]

King George III in 1776:

[Former New Spurs Fan @TheSimbaPikachu]

I don’t want to hear shit about Virginia when I live in the gerrymandered ass state

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

I’m voting for whoever throws this man in jail

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

This is my favorite MAGA argument because if we need to "secure" our elections to stop people from cheating........who are you saying has been cheating?

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[deb saslaw @butlikesrsly]

howard dean yelled a little too loud at the 2004 Iowa caucus and was deemed too unhinged to be president just thinking about that for no reason today

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

New England represent baby