Dan Carlson

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

You would think with all this new found power @GameStop could get some goddamn @Xbox in stock?!?

[NSPN - Minnesota @NSPNminnesota]

In this week's episode of NSPN Prep Update, we stop by Lakeville where the community is celebrating Jim Carlson – a voice that has left an imprint on so many students.

Watch episode: https://t.co/8WQ9F6iZIi
#MSHSL @LSHS_Cougars @southgirlspuck @LSHSCougarsFB

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@BuschBeer #BuschLightLimeSummer #Sweepstakes

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@AtopThePitBox Jacked to be nominated for team of the week after Charlotte. Devastated there was no poll!! Love the pod and the league. Sincerely “Back to Back Shake N Bake Fantasy League Champion” aka Danimal aka Can’s Cars

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@YOLTlucas

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@Buccigross Faber🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who's free tomorrow night?

Repost for a chance to win a pair of tickets to #CHIvsMIN.

🎫: @salarmynorth

[Chris Werme @chriswerme15]

The roommate (wife) and I have started referring to my son’s night feedings as #NASCAR pit stops…

“Fuel only” - fed, no diaper change
“2 tire stop” - fed, pee only diaper change
“4 tire stop” - fed, pee and poo diaper change

Other terminology used:

“Loose wheel” - Diaper not tight enough and he pees everywhere. (Dad had 4-5 loose wheel pit stops before learning his lesson)

“Too many men over the wall” - Both mom and dad awake to get him back to bed.

“Topping off” - not getting him full enough where a top off bottle is needed. Total loss of track position but hopefully he can “run long” before pitting next.

“DVP clock” - this is a complete diaper blowout where cleanup time is of the essence to get him a clean onesie and back to sleep.

“Short on fuel” - obviously couldn’t get him packed full enough and may have to pit one additional time throughout the night.

“Proper Air pressure adjustments” - burping is key to a comfortable kid both long and short run. Better make the right adjustments or you could be in for a long race.

[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@BuschBeer #BuschLightCanCrock #Sweepstakes

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Mayor of Knox County, TN tombstones our next Secretary of Education in what must be a dispute over federalism.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who is ready for primetime?!?

Repost for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #INDvsMIN.

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[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@pinkwhitney @spittinchiclets @mrs_nascarlson

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

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[Dan Carlson @candarlson]

@BuschBeer #BuschcamoCUP & #Sweepstakes

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

[NASCAR on USA @NASCARonUSA]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
AND GENTLEMEN. START. YOUR. ENGINES.

#FourthOfJuly | @KevinJames

[Aaron Marohl @amarohl]

@SkolBros This cheese stuffed bread ring thing and peppermint stick ice cream 🤤

[Russ Soulo @RussSoulo]

Bout to buy this shirt just to do this at the gym

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

The guy who drove the Daytona 500 pace car in 2016 ran out and was then Rock-Bottomed by the guy that gave the command at the 2024 Daytona 500 who was then chokeslammed by the 2022 COTA pace-car driver which helped @DaleJr's podcast guest win the championship. #WrestleMania