friend cancelled on me again
gooning everyday
i suck at fortnite
still unemployed
struggling with an ed
failing 3 classes
every day feels the exact same
“Are you gay or straight”
Gay people: oh I’m gay
Straight people for whatever reason: I’m as straight as a pole, I’m a ruler, I love pussy!!! [I love dick], I’m the straightest person you know! I’m a parallel line! . I can fuck 600 women. Alpha alpha alpha!!!