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@FCBarcelona

[C @candrevaco]

Leftists ain’t real people man

[C @candrevaco]

Leftists ain’t real people man

[Lola Saintᥫ᭡ @bardidynasty]

Stopped supporting Palestine after finding out they don’t support LGBTQ+ people, I’m good

[C @candrevaco]

@alieltumi Don’t think French people really play footy like that, it’s not that big culturally. But either way, their representation is horrible, even with the demographics being cooked

[C @candrevaco]

@Romme1andre https://t.co/TdVtasufyc

Such a forced debate

[C @candrevaco]

Pace S
Acceleration S
Dribbling & 1v1 Y
Ball control Y
Finishing S
Long shots Y
Passing Y
Vision Y
Crossing Y
Chance creation Y
Playmaking Y
Off-ball movement S
Positioning S
Decision-making Y
Football IQ Y
Strength S
Pressing Y
Big games Y
Consistency Y
Ovr Attacking threat Y

[C @candrevaco]

@famamanFC 5th was between Kane and Haaland for me

[C @candrevaco]

Messi
Lewandowski
Kane
Mbappe
Yamal

[🏮 @tomi_xix]

Who’s been the top 5 players of the 2020s

[C @candrevaco]

Pace S
Acceleration S
Dribbling & 1v1 Y
Ball control Y
Finishing S
Long shots Y
Passing Y
Vision Y
Crossing Y
Chance creation Y
Playmaking Y
Off-ball movement S
Positioning S
Decision-making Y
Football IQ Y
Strength S
Pressing Y
Big games Y
Consistency Y
Ovr Attacking threat Y

[Norf @lewandhilo]

Lamine has peaked higher than Mo Salah

[C @candrevaco]

André Schürrle and Willian sent Salah to the gulag

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

The same Lamine Yamal that’s been outshone by Premier League reject Raphinha his entire Barcelona career?

Got it.

[C @candrevaco]

Lamine’s the better playmaker, more impactful over 90 as a net positive, better in big games, more consistent, already more accomplished for NT and with more iconic UCL performances. Salah’s the superior goalscorer, although not an elite finisher (still better than Lamine)

[C @candrevaco]

@alieltumi https://t.co/qIn4S5tvRQ

[C @candrevaco]

Take away the FPL points and what are we remembering Salah for? Genuinely can’t think of a single rememberable moment or performance

[🎴 @sbzcomps]

Jeremy Jacquet vs Italy

[C @candrevaco]

Take away the FPL points and what are we remembering Salah for? Genuinely can’t think of a single rememberable moment or performance

[💢 @R5Ibrahim]

Neymar vs Bayern 2021
Hazard vs Brazil 2018
Yamal vs Inter 2nd leg 2025

All belong together as the 3 most overrated performances ever, all liked by the same group of people lol

[C @candrevaco]

Troy Parrott vs Israel

[C @candrevaco]

Troy Parrott vs Israel

[Jean-Pascal Hohm 🇩🇪 @JeanPascal_Hohm]

St. Pauli-Anhänger: „Nie wieder Deutschland!“

Energie Cottbus-Fans:

[G @Gideoomatic]

He's deadass having a full blown argument over team selection with a journo dhsjxhshxhsjshsh

[C @candrevaco]

MILLLLLLL

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Final medical tests done. I’m back. To all the clowns who’ve been talking shit and counting me out this whole time, here I am. Now let’s see who’s got the balls. Thanks to everyone for the support. Next time I’ll make sure they check Justin’s gloves so he doesn’t put anything weird on them. See you soon.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 @TheUtdArchive]

“He’s only 15”

I made fun of his dribbling, relax.

Some of us got called “pakis” and “coons” from the ages of 5 to present day.

Making fun of the way somebody kicks ball isn’t abuse, you snow flakes.

[c0mp @c0mpmilano]

9/11 joke in a live press conference this guy kills me