Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her

Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I am forgetfu

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

In case Twitter gets nuked, my Tumblr has always been 'hashtagyorlosalfie'. I mainly just reblog things but if I lose this outlet I may use that or create another page for the sort of drivel I post here. You can also find me on any of these other sites: https://t.co/1mrXNtKyOp

[pandemikz @pandemikzz]

“i don't care what they say anymore
'cause I really, really do love bees!” 🐝 🌼

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

@NeilNevins I've kept up with some of the updates and the way they talk about it makes it sound like they still need certain segments of the film covered or something

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

Some of the greatest actors of our time are playing second fiddle to Mark Wahlberg in a streaming movie that nobody will watch

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

Love the marketing they've been doing for Backrooms

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

@Q_Review Reading the replies I'm realizing most people somehow only think of Grumpy Cat as an image macro meme? How did they miss the media empire that Tardar Sauce's owners tried to create??

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

@Q_Review Foolish to think there isn't AT LEAST eight hours of material on the history of Grumpy Cat

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

r/mandelaeffect
David Cross isn't in The Phantom Menace??

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

There's much worse instances of internet rot than Google Image Search but holy shit did they ruin that. You used to be able to find the highest-definition version of whatever obscure shit you sought without even trying. Now you try to find a poster of a major film like fuck you.

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Writing letterboxd reviews for the 17 followers that never even read them

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh crap I lost my debit card. I think it’s either at the roller rink or the ice skating rink or the candy store or the ice cream parlor or the bubblegum factory

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

Worse than that, I'm so fucked up that I had already successfully cataloged every movie I ever watched into an IMDb list before I started using Letterboxd, so all I had to do was import that.

[lo @nilofarzzzz]

did anyone also try to log every movie they’ve ever watched on letterboxd when they first started

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

@keatonkeaton999 I show them this and they point me towards the exit

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

@Srirachachau Movie ends with all the cardboard sets falling down around baby Yoda and the director yells "CUT" and baby Yoda chomps on a big cigar and goes "Dis set is so unprofessional, I'll be in my trailah! Ain't dat right, toots?" and a gorgeous woman rolls his stroller away

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

Baby Yoda has one pose they can do and it's a Rankin Bass animated 67 gesture

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

Some of the greatest actors of our time are playing second fiddle to Mark Wahlberg in a streaming movie that nobody will watch

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

@NeilNevins @staidindoors I saw the first 28YL with my sibling and when Bone Temple was out I asked if they wanted to see 28 Years Later and they said "I've already seen it twice" and I was like "No, the new one" and they said "There's a new one??" Which is wild to me because the story didnt even resolve.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Great news for all you “movie heads” out there! Elf Bowling: The Movie is now streaming on Fawesome!

[Lesb-ryan Pfeiff-her @candyman106]

I go to https://t.co/5WZVWZpMkb ONE TIME and suddenly it's my top suggested site smdh