Candace

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[attorney @aubreysattorney]

I love Drake.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Zach @ZachNewYork]

Jeff: “This is not a hidden immunity idol.”
#Survivor

[Snoozegod @snoozegod]

i need you to want me like plankton wanted that formula

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LSU/Iowa Refs before the game

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Imagine giving the best player in arguably the history of women's basketball her 4th foul for that! Lock that ref up! Prison! #WFinalFour

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

CAITLIN. CLARK.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

It’s one of those days for Bravo fans where you’ll never forget where you were when you heard the news

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Please check on the Bravo fan in your life, we are overstimulated.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Imagine if Call Me Maybe came out during the tik tok era. Would have me in a chokehold

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i just wanna live in oversized tshirts and cheeky underwear for the rest of my life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[Candace @candyyyman]

All my sports karmic prayers have been answered #blessed

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Kids today: Find out school is cancelled via text

Me: Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL Draft

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Gisele watching Tom Brady right now

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I watched the Untold Story on the Danbury Trashers. Highly recommend.

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

Never trust a man who loves sports more than he loves you, just sayin

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island.

[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.