Chris Crittenden

jokes & food

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@SacramentoKings Why are kings+ radio broadcasts limited to sac area? I live in Southern California and I want to listen to @ggerould call games like I could on league pass previously. You want me to set up a vpn or something?

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@thsottiaux Can you only use the banked reset in desktop?

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@ryanohtrue @nypost I am loving that this is the new her bed is scary

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@DenjinK I member you telling me about the first game lol. Time flies.

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@British_Buzz https://t.co/vr0qOWaNUi

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@djjazzyjefe @SacBeam Watching every game and suffering. How’s that warriors dynasty going? Gonna get em next year when IDF Steph heals up?

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@realimjustkey @spaceghost I bet you already got better at these but what makes the kickturn way easier is looking back the way you came before you pick up the nose and turn. Winds your shoulders up naturally and when you pick up the nose it will want to come around 180° instead of fighting it to 130°.

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@MLdawgs @indystar Hell yes that will teach ICE by helping them do their job and hurting individuals who likely have nothing to do with it. “Let’s deport people to hurt MAGA! The rich people I hate won’t just go hire someone else and happily not pay the rest of the wages owed to the deported.”

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@StocktonKings Gotta sell these

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@wizardsfansad @KingsCake__1 @WonzoTV Bro acting like the wiz aren’t kings west. You’re in a declining capital city with an idiot tech billionaire owner. Just because your tire fire has some run flats mixed in doesn’t make you special.

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@thatl0calguy You don’t get it bro you have to buy low so you can attach marginal assets to move off a guy no one wanted and eventually bleed to death from a million paper cuts bro

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@ClutchHHH1535 @Raptors Your team is named after a kids movie. Your best hope is trading for a guy we want to get rid of. You are in Boston. Pick a struggle.

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@mmunzenrider Confirmed skater, probably the best in the league currently. He’s been playing in a beanie all training camp and I’ve seen flatground, park and mini ramp clips and an old street clip as a kid where he frontside flips a 4.

https://t.co/aINAKGGSKT

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@o_a_khan Next day even!

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@thatl0calguy Beanie Ballz

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@D_ID_ Hey I’m working with someone who wants to use your avatar system but they’re being categorized as a famous figure. Can you help resolve this?

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@joannejang https://t.co/0xY3E1LpFC

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@SeanCunningham Corner Three Easy Offense

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@AusSac1 I don’t think that’s accurate because declined option on rookie contract ≠ Regular Free Agency. I wish it weren’t the case and I hope it doesn’t matter but it looks like ~5.1 is the max offer.