Canis Calva

Good ol’ fashion idiot making art out of dead stuff | she/her

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

Helloooo #PortfolioDay 🎉
I’m a PNW based artist that creates art and jewelry from sustainably sourced animal remains!
Gimme all your bones 💀

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[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@BrandiKruse @wsdot How embarrassing getting tricked and so mad over a fake video/email 😂

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@librtynjust4all Lmao y’all love the taste of boots so much I swear

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@williams_urfe @Nljigakulive @RpsAgainstTrump I’m begging you, for the love of god, learn some history

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

elon is a naughtzi sooooo I’m out.

Catch me literally anywhere else but here 👋💀

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[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face.

-Kamala raises her arm while talking
-He hits his chest and salutes 2x

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@SmileyForWA @NewsNation @BlakeBurman You think it’s a beautiful day to support a supposed christian not swearing on the bible and a nazi salute being thrown around carelessly? Thank goodness Washingtonians could see who you truly are. Yikes!

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@stickermule Waiting for the follow up email “Whoops my cat walked across the keyboard! You all can come back now…please”

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@SeasideBoudoir @NewfoldDigital You’re a weenie

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@ExposeDarkDeeds Why are you so obsessed with everyone’s genitals?? Seems like predator behavior 🤔

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@ExposeDarkDeeds You know kids clothing is just…smaller clothes, right? You wouldn’t even know it was a kid’s sized shirt if he didn’t mention it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Stop shaming yourself for not pursuing a traditional career path. “Sea-witch who steals voices” is a real job. “Lady with snakes for hair” is a real job. “Prophetic hag who appears only in dreams” is a real job. Your career is valid ❤️

[fynn/dysis @nenewall]

‼️‼️what you can do to HELP palestine (YES. YOU.) ‼️‼️
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[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

Some person in one of the Facebook community groups got kicked out of the mall for having his gun and went online to complain and say that criminals ignore the “no gun” signs.
Uh sir, you are the criminal that you’re currently complaining about ??

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@Nolan_Magee72 Yaaaaaaay! Pretty sure my table is right by the entrance so it should be easy to find me!

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@IsOracle_ He was already adopted ☹️ the staff member showing us around was doing a very good job persuading us to take all the other cats though

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

Volunteered at the Tacoma Humane Society and met a kitten that looked and acted exactly like my cat and these were the only photos I got of him 🙃

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

@mandikinsking The toastiest 🔥

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

Somebody was exploring the fireplace 🙃

[Canis Calva @caniscalva]

Great morning spent at the mountain even though it was cold af