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random sensationalist

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I think breakups are a lot easier with a full bank account.

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@KachySZN Fact that we’re all out here casually discussing dragons is the kind of convo my teenage self will be proud of

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Omo na eenie meenie miney on our wedding day

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Jessica Alba with her daughters at the FIFA World Cup match between the USA and Turkey in Los Angeles

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@samson_samsen Or she just has a scar on her cleavage

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Isn’t it crazy how

Manchester UNITED has the most divided fanbase
Manchester City doesn’t own the city
Arsenal are the gunners that rarely shoot and
Chelsea is not a football club

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@nypost They should please specify it CLEARLY on the packages

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@daud_abdulazeez There’s a bar in LA where they watch strictly women sports and customers are supposed to support both teams playing at all times. No winners. No losers.

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I like that he gives nothing. Proper boring pressers.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick on his future: “For sure, clarity is important”.

“I think moving forward, it's come the time of, at the end of the season where, I think we've finished strong, put ourselves in a good position, you know, and obviously the situation of my role and what it looks like moving forward”.

“It's just the natural time. It was always spoken about towards the end of the season, if not the end of the season. So nothing has really changed, to be honest”.

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For context a standard AK47 rifle has 30 rounds. Let’s assume 5 bullets per Nigerian life taken, this is potentially 528,468 lives lost.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

178,457 firearms, 88,078 AK-47 rifles, and 3,900 assorted rifles ALL MISSING under IGP Egbetokun

While fighters are dying in the hands of terrorists because they lack ammo.

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@shxkxbabu No put it this way

If you and your friend are driving your wife who is in labour to the hospital and your best friend gets shot which hospital will you go to knowing they both have different HMO’s with different hospitals on different discounts??

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In the far off future, we install AI chips directly into our brains that generate interesting ideas into our minds while we sleep but we wake up and call them dreams.

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@zandyor ❤️

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@ihespgl At first the freedom is dizzying but as you get older you start thinking ‘so nobody will stop me??’

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@DemoOfUK This is what I was saying
There are so many other things you can do with kids or kids do that are funny and post worthy. Why always this?

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Ate mangoes knowing fully well I am out of floss

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@OgbaloiJ 8 out of the 10 richest women in the world made their money through divorce settlements.

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@neo_officialll So you’d cook Simi for generalizing men the turn around to generalize men?

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The only reason I do not regret 2021 is that I might have accidentally instrumentented in the genesis of a great love story.

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@ratboyjames Riding in on Balerion The Dread wielding Blackfyre
By all the old gods and the new we shall put you to the test

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@TrendingEx @CitizenMonitors Good news is it works
Bad news is it works

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@nzemmili It’s a simplistic mindset that stems from malnutrition & lack of education. We see it in Stan culture, tribalism, gender wars, politics etc.

“If I’m right once, you’re wrong always”