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Manhole Inspector

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General rule of twitter is to just imagine everyone who you follow/follows you has something wrong with them and you’ll be peachy.

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Robert Pattinson doing a slimy Eric Roberts/James Woods type in Tye Odyssey really got me. Movie good.

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Finally building bookshelves for my movies, I think I need some fun little lights though.

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@willmenaker William the Conquerer would take kindly to his namesake.

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@willmenaker That’s good, I needed to hear that.

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lmao

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

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[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Caleb doubters sounded crazy all season. Who cares about completion percentage lol

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I know it's a lot to ask, but I would like to see Mayor Mamdani help Maduro escape the custody of the NY Southern District or at the very least confound his transfer.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Every country on this planet that doesn't currently have nuclear weapons and would like to continue to be a country should probably get on that ASAP

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

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@willmenaker Dominos pizza 🍕

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@willmenaker Jim Downey was absolutely perfect, amazing casting all around.

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

We're being ruled by a confederacy of absolute, utter losers. My new story for @thenation:

https://t.co/5AMMw4b6xs

[☯︎Modern Taoist Thought☯︎ @136Division]

This cat in Suzhou's Xiyuan Temple is so popular that crowds line up every day to high-five him for good luck & blessings.

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@TheAndyCortez "However..."

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What’s with all the blue check “tipping is getting out of control” bots lately? What’s the goal here?

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@WGNRadio @wendysnyder @RFRRebelForce @Mike_PiFF03 damn, should've had you tell him i'm a huge fan of the show and been itching to go to a meet up at the galloping ghost

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@willmenaker saw this ep for the first time 2 nights ago, what a show.

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I think the best non essential purchase I’ve made in my adult life is a nice OLED tv and 4k blu-ray player.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

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LONG LIVE BRIAN WILSON