Ray Hassan

Partner Solutions Architect @MongoDB | Previously Nutanix - Betfair - SUN/Oracle - 1 person 2 pizza team - Mercedes Marxist

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How it all began

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

Canny bag of
Tudor https://t.co/ITPA13lsVY

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@WokinghamTownFC @BerksandBucksFA @BCGFLOfficial

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Are you a goalie looking for a new team?

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Are you a goalie looking for a new team?

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MongoDB in the "north wheezy" as our Gen Z friends might put it. #MongoDB #mongodblocal #hiltonmetropole

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@PANDASOURCING Go easy on me, I've been up since 4am

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"Who would I shoot come the glorious revolution?, that's easy!"

Basically, anyone who brings a suitcase the size of an IKEA Billy wardrobe as hand luggage for a short business trip and proceeds to completely fill the overhead lockers and delays everyone's departure.

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@newmantaz Aye in chocolate money

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Oasis XI : Shane Warne-derwall ?

#bbccricket

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@ThatAlexWoman Astonishing lack of self-awareness:

https://t.co/aupxug8LR7

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@MattOnThePier .....and bring a hat!

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Time once again to roll out this evergreen (but not for long in this heat) tweet

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Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.

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Statement - Durham Miners Gala and Reform UK https://t.co/6FoNG83ZYS

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Sunderland are going up so…

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@newmantaz Not changing course now, just saw a dolphin!

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Pilot transfer at Bilbao all done, now it's a straight run through the bay of Biscay to Portsmouth.

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Well played Spain.

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@newmantaz @emilyxfraser I wish, not going today though. Had my fix on the way back from Stoke. Non match days have a bigger menu. Absolutely class place.

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Just had Chinese hotpot and BBQ at @KungfuReading and can't move after eating so much. What a great restaurant. Best birthday dinner.

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@HMRCcustomers

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@HMRCcustomers recvd late penalty for self assessment notice. Check my https://t.co/l5PGzQ4og6 account : "no penalties on this account". Correct as I have the email receipt of self assessment filing from HMRC. Cant appeal by phone or online. What do I need to do ??

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@HMRCcustomers will do - stand by