Tim Short

Retired anglican SCP priest. Grandfather to five lovely grandchildren. Father to an SCP priest. Fan of Northampton Saints. Loves walking, cooking & photography

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@ClaraArtistx Amen

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@OlenaRohoza Yes

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Who does Trump think he is? He is president of the USA not of South Africa nor, for that matter, of Ukraine. Behave like that, Trump!

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@TashP351 Not lot - it look lovely meM

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@MthrJacquiT @alicelydiajoy 🙏🙏🙏❤️

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@alicelydiajoy Oh, Alice! Blessings & prayers for your full recovery! xx🙏

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@alicelydiajoy Of course, Alice 🙏🙏🙏

[Lisa @lisareality1]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

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How dare the #tories call the #ECHR a “foreign” court. The UK played a part in setting it up and is represented on it. This is typical of the xenophobic #tory right wing 😡

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There’s something to do with rats & sinking ships for the #tories at the moment #GeneralElection

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@RevClaireJones Blessings, Claire. Be kind to yourself as you grieve, knowing where is your support xx🙏🙏

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@thumbsupforcha1 How wonderful! Many, many congratulations! ❤️

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@rachelburden @rickedwards1 @bbc5live 😂😂

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@alicelydiajoy 🙏🙏🙏

[Nick Robinson @bbcnickrobinson]

Deciding when, how & what to tell those you love and who love you about a cancer diagnosis can be as traumatic as hearing about it for the first time yourself. I hope those who casually spread gossip, rumour & conspiracy theories about the Princess of Wales now stop & think about what they’re doing and tell others to do the same

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@SaintsRugby why is the match on PRTV? I just sat down to watch on my laptop but there is no sign of it on PRTV 😡😡

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@thesparklyrev Congratulations, Nicki. I hope you are getting sufficient support in your extra responsibilities!

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I can think of one substantial #torydonor who won’t be expecting a knighthood any time soon 😂

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@WestVaughan This is a fuss over nothing! A family pic with minor adjustments by mother experimenting with an editing app is no conspiracy!

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@CharlottesIcons @YSalm_o_Fendith Just checked my account - my pay has arrived in my account! Perhaps pensions not included in the delay?