lili

mental illness explains most of it.

[Daryl🇪🇸Carol @TheBookOfCaryI]

It’s always been Carol. It always will be❤️ #TWDCaryl

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

“If my child can’t Doordash neither can the teacher”

We’ve truly lost the art of kids understanding they can’t do what adults can do.
If you can Doordash you can pack your child a lunch stink!

[lili @cant_killbill]

@jeezthewheez I love dog birthday parties

[lili @cant_killbill]

Lmfao. This man really thinks he’s doing something

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are y’all okay?

We have a nationwide teacher shortage and you’re upset a Black woman with a foot tattoo is just…standing in front of her whiteboard?

[Gene Park @GenePark]

remember how mad everyone got over The Last of Us on ps5? this would be worse

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If Biden's illegitimate infant grandchild is fair game then you better buckle the fuck up, Barron Trump, cuz I'm gonna roast the fuck out of your lanky awkward alt-right ass

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Frisco Police terrorize a black family at gunpoint after a cop runs Arkansas plate numbers through the Arizona database and then assumes the car is stolen when the plates don't show up.
They then force the entire family out of the car one by one at gunpoint, making women and small children obey their commands and march backward. This is just a small portion of the 20-minute stop.

[Rox dT @roxdtvc]

@drmistercody The sign is impressive! Because one man alone just made the worst part of SF so much worse.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I’m so mad cause I know I’d take a couple bites

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Barbie’s opening weekend was $337M. That’s nearly 2x Oppenheimer’s $174M.

Warner Brother's insane ”Operation Barbie Summer” is a big part of that success.

These are 50 of the team's most amazing marketing stunts:

1. 3D ad in front of Burj Khalifa

[lili @cant_killbill]

@WesC04 @ixholmes My fave part tho

[CryogenicNose28 @CryogenicNose28]

@infamousmargot This line follows Ruth acknowledging Barbie's desire to be human and how she has grown beyond what she imagined. The line suggests that an integral part of being mom is watching your daughter grow into more than an extension of yourself and discover their individual purpose.

[✨ @Heni__A]

@ParissAthena Women also like to escape but its usually the women who are the main caregivers/cook/cleaner in the family so I get why you would want a brake. It’s confusing why some men that mostly work want to work more to avoid the spouse/family. How did you let yourself get there.

[Darling ♡ @darlingalamode]

(thread) I'm gonna be genuine for a second, because I know not everyone knows this and I don't wanna make fun of them for that- but if you see a #1 Barbie for sale and she looks like she's in good condition and is being sold for under $10,000, that's certainly NOT vintage or a #1

[lili @cant_killbill]

Why does everything have to be a revolutionary piece that changes the world? It’s got commentary on Barbie’s representation as a whole and a lot of gimmicks. It’s okay to have movies that are funny and scratch the surface of multifaceted issues. (No hate to the qt twt. I agree❤️)

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i dont want to call ppl chronically online but the barbie movie’s feminism was not going to look like what yall regularly consume on twitter 😭

[sailorstarstore @sailorstarstore]

@ryandickman77 @kellylynnedang It’s crazy how their employer never paid them from work done 2+ years ago yet you’re making the writer the villain in this scenario…. 🥾👅

[lili @cant_killbill]

It’s bed time *cracks open 40 chapter fic of the most abhorrent ship and trope the world has known*