Big Sexy Balls

The world awaits the one funny, sexy, inciteful and/or inspiring set of words I hear and steal every 24 hours. Usually comes from sci-fi shows I watch.

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Anyone else want to stop watching Netflix because they have that gross abusive idiot Nathan Fillion as some dickhead on The Rookie? I mean, fuck, the girl from Castle owned his misogynist arsehole! She rocked her post-Castle shows!

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@marquelawyers It’s in line with their entire strategy of being happy to lose 1 vote to the Greens, just to gain one from the centre/LNP. Every decision they have made, and will make, is based on that. Sadly, the Greens have a terrible leader and aren’t taking proper advantage of this.

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@myhiddenvalue Hahaha look at all these gullible MAGA idiots. You live in a third world country. Stop pretending you’re normal. America is dead.

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Hahaha gotta love it when two nazi racist fucks take each other out!!!! #AustriaGP

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Hahaha Webber, awesome. Ricciardo, awesome. Piastri, stupid racist, cry baby piece of Trump-loving shit. Australia going downhill big time.

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@MChandlerMather The result of an uncharistmatic Greens leader who is attacking his only ally and ensuring no corporation in increasing the pension and jobseeker…

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@AdamBandt You really don’t understand politics, do you? You’re putting yourself in front of the good of Australia, and the whole idea of the Greens. Stop with your Twitter right-wing shock-and-attack style bullshit, and actual work on partnerships to get good shit done.

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@masterchefau @Channel10AU @Coles I hear when they’re from Coles they’re like super amazing super food mega awesome! Apparently it’s a huge deal with Coles and their incredible fennel seeds!!! So much better than Woolworths!!!!! Chefs all over the world comes to Coles for their fennel seeds!

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@CampbellNewman @AlboMP @Bowenchris Hahahaha you pay for Twitter. And you’re a twat.

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@GutterTwits AirAsia still does this on many “flights” out of Australia. 4 times for me in the last year.

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@vogrady2132 Or just taking advantage of lazy, dumb people…

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@thejackhopkins This friend must be “respected” for their appearance, or muscles, or ability to tie cherry knots with their tongue!

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@brobson_politic The tin foil hats you send them to school in not working??

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@AdamBandt You have the charisma and insight of a wet blanket that’s covered in shit. Use your brain, idiot. Think further than a few retweets.

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@ShitValueFund Haha your limited brain functions would be funny if they weren’t so tragic and sad. So, no one should ever do anything good or helpful, unless it’s already been done before? Chicken and the egg!

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@pwafork Did that sound intelligent before you posted it? Did you actually think it made a point? Your face is weird and gross.

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@916_stevo Maybe if you went to uni and got educated, you wouldn’t have failed at farming!

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@benrunsalot Hahaha first step, take the tinfoil hat off!

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@MarkDreyfusKCMP Police don’t make the laws. Police can’t increase Centrelink payments. Police don’t sentence criminals. DO SOMETHING YOURSELF!

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@cameronblewett @MarkDreyfusKCMP Hahaha you’re an idiot.