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[ACE 💫 @fireefistt]

this being melanie martinez's tour

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

this is how the last 6 months have felt

[sprinkle ★.ᐟ @buzzloved]

some of you dont take writing dry humping seriously and it jinjja breaks my heart

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[ugly @filthybabybat]

If you kill yourself today you cant smoke weed tomorrow #stayanotherday

[𝑅𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦 @itsnotdollete]

people who believe this kind of stuff are the most GULLIBLE people alive.

[micheal @godsb0y]

hearing people laugh near me in public and automatically assuming they’re making fun of me

[Descartes Regen 👊🇱🇧 @SnekysonJunior]

Having TikTok and twitter at the same time has you noticing how TikTok users blatantly steal tweets to make content 😭😭

[Benedict “white dragon” johnson @bukkakeluvr]

Calm Wednesday

[ant 💕 @antxo_o]

twitter will show u the most mind numbing hottest shit u ever see when ur not horny at all but then when u are suddenly ur feed is family friendly

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[xoria @farttaholic]

when ur deodorant stops working mid hangout

[adelaide @adelaidestom]

reading your own fanfic and realizing you’re not modern shakespeare and your writing is genuinely so bad

[ugly @filthybabybat]

I LOVE WEED I FUCKING LOVE WEED I LOVE WEED SO MUCH

[Kat @kittykatpamp]

i just be jerking off without incognito i dont care anymore

[seonghwa butt eater 🌿🪷 @dadachoisan_8]

scrolling the tl after the first troublemaker performance