Balls Nuts

nuts and shit

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

Well met, traveler. Would you like to sample my wares

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i'm getting the invasive surgery that turns me into a historical figure

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

@SillyBWoman I find it helps if I cry Before I get in the car

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

i'm so feminist i jack off to cars

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

@scr4pedupkneess that question would stress me the fuck out because how the hell do i know what "average stress" is lol

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

india pail ail

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

it might take a million hits of the sleepy weed to make you sleepy but it just takes one hit of the Crazy Weed to make you Crazy

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

weed that makes the ac unit sound like midwestern emo

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

Flying on a plane makes me feel like I’m the only alcoholic in existence

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Attack your doctor if you have any of these symptoms

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Im indifferent to pussy

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

@raisinchoirgirl I’ve been there!

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

@mr_certainly white people be like

[and @spero1ucem]

i’m sorry i have to go south america is calling me

[jake @wormpuller]

Modest mouse be like

[Balls Nuts @frumplesbung]

Phil elvrum song if he forgot the metaphors

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I am a tree. I am made of sap and bark.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.