Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos

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[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

I figured it was about time I updated my pinned post.
These are most of my available published works, but there are also free stories and a full bibliography on my website!
And the beginning of a fan page for Fred.
https://t.co/tSUTnwEfGZ

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@0026Hsam902 @dr_annblum Hi. I work for law enforcement and you're recommending an illegal substance in my country.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

I really don't tweet much but, I wanted to share that I have finally found work.
I'll be training to be a 911 Dispatcher. I start July 31.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@KaylaStorytella Lmao. Well, the new job comes with high stress and a high chance of ptsd.
I think the massage chair is deserved.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@KaylaStorytella Thank you! I got to tour my new workplace for the first time. Massage chair in the break room and gym in the basement.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@AGirlNamed_Fred @DzintraSullivan @darklordjournal @jimmyITG @WhoThat_One_Guy @JessShaut @KaylaStorytella @OddFables @p_machor @CBethAnderson I think I'm going to be good at it. I know it won't be an easy job though!

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@AGirlNamed_Fred @DzintraSullivan @darklordjournal @jimmyITG @WhoThat_One_Guy @JessShaut @KaylaStorytella @OddFables @p_machor @CBethAnderson I'm switching to bring a 911 Dispatcher. I'm just starting to get back to writing. It's a slow process.
Also, courtesy picture of Fred being for pets from my lap. Lol

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@KaylaStorytella @AGirlNamed_Fred @DzintraSullivan @darklordjournal @jimmyITG @WhoThat_One_Guy @JessShaut @OddFables @CBethAnderson (Also, I am happy you're okay and are recovering well. Please take care of yourself!)

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@KaylaStorytella @AGirlNamed_Fred @DzintraSullivan @darklordjournal @jimmyITG @WhoThat_One_Guy @JessShaut @OddFables @CBethAnderson The best part of this thread is seeing updates from everyone.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

Fred got mail

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

Just in case anyone needed the information.

https://t.co/oUWN96qHoQ

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

This feels odd, but... I think I may actually feel like writing tonight. It's been a while since I felt like that.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

I was editing. I leaned back to think and brew decided it was time to lay on my lap.

Now what do I do?

#amediting #lifewithcats #writerslife

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

For the Fred fans out there!

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

The dinner time saga.

This is why Fred has a fan club.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

@KaylaStorytella It very much is.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

Today would have been your birthday. If you were here, we'd go to Denny's so you could get your free grandslam.
And then we would probably go back to your place and groom some poodles!
Miss you.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

I saw a turkey at a price that shocked the Heck out of me.

Coincidentally, I had turkey for dinner... just not that turkey.

[Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ - is made of chaos @canuckclick]

So, I painted my bathroom. Before, non-descript tan. Now, relaxing green.