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@EnhancedMarket Been in T2 trading for almost 3 years. You genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@SarahisCensored Gathering younglings during the days has been a core tenant of the structure of human society and life for thousands of years. It doesn’t mean they don’t have mothers. We’re such a sensationalist generation. No one is more holier than thou than a SAHM I stg.

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@thebrettjames1 Texans fan here to agree with you 🤝🏻

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@AreYouDumbBr0 @PoeticGenius__ @AlexMonahan100 New account. Point stands. Categorizing things as absolute truths based on your subjective opinion is naive 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@coffee200068 @BantsTrades @naeteyy @Topstep @AskTopstep That doesn’t make sense. You need a $10k balance to withdraw $5k. So theoretically you should be building to $10k per acct for max payout. That’s still only $50k total balance at max allocation. Idk why people build these massive buffers. Make money, take money.

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@_bigounce Help us @BigSargeSportz this is the bat signal

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@_bigounce Media needs to step up and ask these types of specific questions. We toss softballs like “do you expect to see more of Noel and Higgins being involved” instead of “can you explain why, despite great production on limited reps and a clear need at the position, Noel had 12 snaps?”

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@_not_a_fish Lil fish you need to use their risk controls. Set a PDLL at 400-450 from what I see. It’ll change ya life

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@TheCoreyBarrett Man I miss this guy

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@HustleBitch_ Just hit the sauna bro

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@StroudMerchant Already had the opportunity. Check out Sarge’s Tweet. The FO didn’t want him.

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@JonathanLOdom @TexansFilmGuy He had 2 fumbles lost. And 3 botched snaps that he picked up off the ground. Allen lost two fumbles and threw two picks. But it’ll be “the defense failed Superman again.”

That’s really just the entire point.

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@PhDdoc2000 @NFLonCBS @AntonioPierce Stroud is the sole reason Houston has won plenty of games in his career. Check his third down stats and his numbers under pressure. The offense still has to score to win games, and they win.

Also, their*

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@BobbLobblaw @JusMe___ Ahh, got me. Was hoping for a cute gif too.

If comparing one of CJ’s less statistically impressive years to that of Maye’s with a historically cupcake schedule makes you feel better about them being in the exact same spot in the post season then I should have let you be.

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@WRLDofMaye Yep—and the entire world, including everyone in the sport and everyone who covers it professionally.

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@BobbLobblaw @JusMe___ One…

Rushing yards not being on there don’t make it inaccurate.

Keep holding on to your single digit. You won the discourse with it!

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@BobbLobblaw @JusMe___ Oh no, you got me, for sure. I’m really embarrassed the fumbles lost were off by one. Truly. It changes everything. I didn’t check and you got me. I’m cowering away from that truth, like you are from the big picture. Hope it makes ya feel better about Sunday.

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@JusMe___ Two time* All-Pro ☺️

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@BobbLobblaw @JusMe___ “THIS isn’t accurate,” (read: the most insignificant number at the bottom is off by one and I’m gonna pedantically focus on that and ignore the bigger picture).