Doran Slippy 🇵🇸

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

@Ankaman616 Mexico go furthest out of the home nations (quarters at least)
Sweden finish top of their group. Holland get grouped.
Scotland beat Brazil and lose to Haiti

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

A day of drinking in the sun with family and friends. Good for the soul. Not good for the liver

[Orran @HarpCan77]

Fuckin hell when do we ever get days like this here, know whata mean, days like this, days like this. HOLY FUCK. this is a wonder day. This'd be a day for me to get a fuckin carry out, get a shit loada gear and get fucked up. But unfortunately lads, I'm a changed man.

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Big dog (me) needs a pup cup (8-13 pints of Guinness)

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

The Nice Guys, 2016

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

when a hot woman asks you for anything whatsoever

[cal? @cal_gif]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is art

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

This is how you be looking at the calling of the bar bathroom after a drunk piss

[matt @FM1_3316]

This photo from above of Alysa’s last spin… woah

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

People giving off about Olivia Dean winning an award. I will fist fight all of you if you slander that woman

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Hate to give the yanks credit but playing closing time when the bar is shutting is a fantastic bit.

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

This is how United fans feel now that Bruno is finally getting his flowers from other fans

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Speak for yourself. I’ve been screaming about The Portuguese Menace for years now.

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Everyone wear your Jorts at half mast today. John Cena has retired

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Me and my friends would have killed you with hammers that’s for sure

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Who made today’s NYT Connections!? I just wanna talk that’s all

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Not now, kitten. Daddy is doing cardio so he can smoke more cigarettes

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

He’s just like me fr

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

we would get along so well

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

Who made today’s NYT Connections!? I just wanna talk that’s all

[Doran Slippy 🇵🇸 @caolan_doran]

@Casey_Evans_ 4? In an Amorim team? Odd numbers only here mate

[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls