NoCallNoShow 🌳

special envoy to the Middle West

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

"Everyone is 12" and it's a problem, but imagine if everyone was 5? Utopia.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

children are instinctive yimbys. they love construction equipment.

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

The Alternative is Pathetic

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

> be saudi arabia
> do 9/11....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>get nukes

[Operator Grizz 🐻🪖| PMC Vtuber | Arms Dealer @OperatorGrizz]

Im feeling so fuckin' 🇨🇳👲🏻 rn.

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

Hype edits are the are the internet age's political cartoons

[Mehmet @afgmeh]

Funniest vid bit: they are Armenians assimilated into Mex-American culture and shoutout the Chicano rapper Mr. Capone-E, who’s actually Pakistani Hazara, not Mexican either. We can all just put our ethnic differences down and become Mexicans #InshallahHomie

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@PunishedFredda Highly recommend Christman's book if you didn't check it out already

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@thelongmarch86 They're postmodern pamphlets/newspapers tbh

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

I know the whipping conversations went crazy in here

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@DropSiteNews Is Tunisia hAmAS now?? Are football clubs HaNMaSz? Are we going to start bombing football clubs?? Just openly declare war on the rest of the world at this point. Here's hoping the other oligarch families call this a threat and do something I guess. So fuckin bleak.

[Neet @neet_sol]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

Rip bozo

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@osbornforne Replies putting in WORKKK to defend the IDF and Israel lmao with the endless checkpoints in West Bank there's no way the soldiers weren't told the Senator was visiting. This shit was on purpose.

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

The "middle aisles" at Sam's Club are noteworthyingly dystopian

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

Erdogan sending everyone home with a revolver buried in the bottom of a goodie bag WITH BULLETS is so fuckin funny dude idk

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@spongebob7117 Aldous Huxley the island addresses this

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

If Spain and Portugal are tied at the end of extra time, the Treaty of Tordesillas from 1494 requires the pope to intercede.

[Blaine @danaturalleague]

I fucking hate that a beautiful place like WV has just been ravaged over and over by the very worst industrialists over and over again. The land. The water. Got mfers strung out and hopeless. And the same people sell them out a few more times after.

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

A million Erling Haalands

[NoCallNoShow 🌳 @capNoShow]

@ellonico And pubs/bars too