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My thoughts are Sporadic....

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

That awkward moment when my brain breaks and I mix my words like "usioshe maji chafu na kikombe yangu" 😭💔

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@NdulukaHer_ Hey🌚

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@Mamaduu49 Uko na pajamas?

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@GetareKell66389 Completely normal,, but whistling or clicking was seen as summoning the devil

[FPL_manager @Medukenya21]

Watu wa badge mtatuua na good morning tweets as if we are not cooked as a country. We all know nothing is good out here 😂😂

[AV☆ @Karlwontmiss]

Nothing is more attractive than when a girl sits downand her thighs double the size

[Frank @frank_muki]

You put your earphones on and now everyone has important stuff to say.

[AV☆ @Karlwontmiss]

Weekdays nayo unaezajibongesha mamae

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@kamwe_ 😂😂lakini atleast pundastang yangu haijawai shindwa race

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

Another day to remind you if you have not made it you might still never make it, have a terrible day....

[Miissss :) @NdulukaHer_]

I am going to lie in my CV because telling the truth hasn't gotten me anywhere.Juu sasa 3 years of experience natoa wapi?

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@Fxchege 😂

[𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐈 𝐖𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐖𝐄📊 @Fxchege]

Kuanguka kwa kaburi is a valid reason why i stopped attending funerals, during my Uncle Gatonye funeral me nliishia kurusha mchanga na kibahati mbaya nilitereza nikaanguka kwa shimo, by the time mbogi ilikuwa ina coordinate kuwacha kurusha mchanga after several attempts za pastor and family members kuwasimamisha waache kurusha mchanga because they are barring two people in one tombstone mimi nlikuwa ata na suffocate juu ya kukosa hewa, the funeral had to stop kwanza mbogi ya mtu tatu iingie kwa shimo kutoa mchanga ndio nipatikane, i had already seen Gates of Sauna my friend.

[Selyra Lumina @SelyraLumina]

Stop waiting for people to choose you.
Choose yourself.
Everything changes after that. 🤍

[RchemisTT🥇 @Rchemistt]

Alafu upate mtu akiendea baby elephant ati ndio type yake 😭😭

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@vinsakes You need to find Jesus as soon as possible

[☆ @_kirobon]

@Missmurima Na venye Alikuwa ameninasa

[savv @gio_ethan]

It pains a lot kujua there's amazing music out here enye sijadiscover bado

[critic🇰🇪 @cape_x_]

@gio_ethan 😂😂😂 enyewe, si rahisi kukaa uhai

[savv @gio_ethan]

I think kua in the gutters huongeza probability ya kuenda sayuni by a lot.Unajituma viproper only for you to survive your daily woes.Wikendi unaingia local unauziwa counterfeit liquor zinashika unatoka na milayas anakuekea mchele na hivo ndio tunapoteza Kura

[savv @gio_ethan]

F4 is when I pass the blunt back to myself<<<