Caphson

[chan @chantastic]

talking with young developers is sweet…

them:
“ok. but if i tell you my idea, you promise not to steal it?”

me:
“oh honey, i don’t even have time to build my own, unoriginal ideas. you’re secret is safe”

[Caphson @Caphson]

Who ever came up with the idea for carpet grippers needs a psychiatric check up… those things are spawn of Satan…

[Caphson @Caphson]

“Siri, what is a supporting wall?”

[Caphson @Caphson]

…and it begins #diy #HopeWeCanDoThis #SureWeCan #TotallyConfident #HaventDoneItBeforeButHowHardCanItBe #Right #Right? 😬🔨🪚

[Cameron Greer @CameronGreerSNP]

currently, only 2/9 cabinet appointments are supportive of LGBTQ+ rights, the rest have voted against our rights and have advocated for more rights to be taken away

[Caphson @Caphson]

@Sarahbe24357075 @ymbenson We’ve got all the grand plans on what we want to do but have conveniently ignored how we’re going to pay for them - a minor lottery win would be 👌 right now

[Caphson @Caphson]

Week 3 of moving house… how does anyone do this in a day?!? 😴🥱

[Caphson @Caphson]

@ymbenson Can we hide at yours when the landlord comes to inspect the place? 😁… Almost done now tbf, just back of cupboard junk left to go… and then only need to renovate an entire house 😭

[Caphson @Caphson]

@ymbenson Seriously… 5 van loads, 15+ car loads and there’s STILL stuff left! I’m going to become a minimalist monk in case we ever move again…

[Caphson @Caphson]

@mrcraigbenson @jamieleecurtis I have advanced to the next level, you have to pretend to find it but pick up fresh(ish) air AND THEN also pretend to put it in the bin.
The trick is to get the unused bag back in your pocket with breaking the illusion…

[Caphson @Caphson]

@mrcraigbenson @fesshole Lol, like you can tell the difference without your glasses on 🤓

[Joe Hudson-Small @joehudsonsmall]

is it this

[Daniel Storm @DanielStormApps]

when home

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Everyone pick your quiz team names!

[Caphson @Caphson]

Lol, whatever you say mr office landlord. I’m good right here in my comfy home office, ta ☺️

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

♟️A new study of chess players has given an insight into how our minds function when we work remotely – and it's a significant downgrade.

🧠Here’s what working from home does to your brain

#Thread👇

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Whilst working late one evening before Xmas, myself and several hundred Conservative colleagues became trapped in a function room with nothing to survive on but alcoholic drinks. I also broke the button on the room’s stereo device and was unable to switch of the Xmas music ..”

[Caphson @Caphson]

@mrcraigbenson Smells like gods armpit in here 😗🤌

[Caphson @Caphson]

@mrcraigbenson So far I’ve taught him to sit and stay…