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[Andre Artus @AndreArtus]

@Y2John84 Pretoria had their own nuclear weapons, did not need to get one from France.

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@nexta_tv Weird, thought this was Montreal.

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@sarobertsonca Do Say Make Think

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Because it remains important to show the world what Russia looks like, the country that continues to spent hundreds of millions of dollars every night trying to freeze and terrorize the Ukrainian population, I have compiled a "best of" from my guides through Russia's cities.🧵

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> QUEBEC NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

esperanto, paper clips, and bulletproof vests all being invented in poland in the 1890s…a lot to think about

[NUKES @atomicarchive]

Birthday cake for radioactive waste manager.

[Awful Taste But Great Execution @AwfulButGreat]

Chernobyl humidifier

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Baboon arrives safely at Space Station

[Оргбюро́ @orgburo_cmd]

me and @capillaires got the scanner working then, got the copyer workeing! lotz inbound!

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@tummiscrtchbeat HBDR! 🥳

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@bod9000002 HBD ZÕ!

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@ConFacFarm @elonmusk His 100 children are mortified.

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@ConFacFarm I will be taking pre-trial custody of the Doritos. See u in court bitch!

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>> ATTN :: MY BAND SKULL-CHANNEL PLAYING SOME TUNES THIS FRIDAY @ BRASSERIE BEAUBIEN

[Оргбюро́ @orgburo_cmd]

"my child used to be a good christian, till, they fell in with this Оргбюро́, after that it was all paperwork and bureaucracy and memoz."

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> LIFEGUARDS @ JARRY POOL ARE POWERLESS! -- DO WHATEVER U WANT 💥💦🥂

[Rebecca Baird-Remba @thecitywanderer]

Spotted a commercial trash hauling truck in Park Slope with the 10 commandments, a Star of David and ‘Proud to be Italian American.’

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@malkyyyyy HBD to Malky

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@BivouacChillin > Almost named my band Plastic Window. Went with Skull Channel instead. Enjoy! https://t.co/ado1KQoLOL