Cap'n Calzone

You're living a paradise only your "future self" appreciates!

※インプレゾンビではないですw

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@yeskiri アメリカ人「日本人はなぜ英字プリントTシャツが好きなんですか？日本語の方がめっちゃかっこいいけど…」

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先月の宮前このみちゃんがまだ頭から離れない！！！（興味あり）

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@BagleysBag @shadowoftheali If you want someone that looks like Zuck, just get Zuck!! :)

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@Variety They usually call soft hands, "bitch hands" :)

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@WilliamShatner That pic was begging to be meme'd, Captain!

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@FragolaFiore

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@sakebu_cheese_ 正直、服イコール○○州って関係はないと思いますね…
俺だったら全然わからないですｗ

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@DeeDrie89 @mrjeffu Maybe "service" is another factor to a restaurant on top of the food? If a customer complains about the service, food, etc., and you don't know their language, any miscommunication could escalate into a lawsuit.

And maybe that risk outweighs any benefit for these owners.

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@EinsteinoWallSt I can't stop thinkin' about that SPY drop... :)

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@ManOfFocus_ I'm human.

My body is programmed to feel EXTREME pain and stress if I don't constantly assess my social standing... :)

[愛される存在と化した先輩 @koji_ysenpai]

@capn_calzone 「夜になりましたら参りましょうか」

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@mrjeffu I mean, he's wearing the restaurant's shirt?

At the same time, Japanese people lack experience with 'real' Americans, and think they're all characters from a Hollywood movie. :)

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@Variety *Slim Allen :)

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@sammorril File this under "Rizzler's Riffs" :)

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@koji_ysenpai 「それから、この辺りには美味しいラーメンの屋台が来ているらしいですよ。」

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@JimNorton This tweet was meant to tear people apart! :)

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アメリカの一般人はツイッターをあんまり使わないから、ここでアメリカの文化や暮らしを学べるとは思いません。

アメリカも日本と同じで普通に退屈な日常があるし、SNSも現実とはちょっと違う世界だと思いますね…

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@UnseenJapanSite And since Japan is a "shame culture," the SOCIAL cost is a bezellion yen!

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@RayKump Did somebody say "trans" :)

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@NoContextBrits @PapaJohnsUK @petercrouch "Crouch shot" :)