Cap’n Crank

im a nightmare. grab a shovel

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@firefish989 @Official_clev Your pic u dmed me should be shown tho, that’s fresh asf you should show the MLB one

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@firefish989 @Official_clev yo you the man dawg I always wanted to try it out, I use chatgpt but never the terminal version but now trying it out it’s like a whole different level of amazing, I just created my custom version of pac man called Thrax Man its tuff asf lol @firefish989 good lookin out big dawg

[Firefish989 @firefish989]

@Official_clev Me 2h after an adderall when the peak is just flat, having a pc allow me to use Claude code to find enjoyment in creativity that is declining as I age… if I used a console I’d be cooked… I stopped gaming cus I “try” to be productive… u shud try codex whip up a ps5 stream app

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@DanteAbstract @TheFierySadge @JOKAQARMY1 They already have one it’s the PC

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@purdyboy222 @JOKAQARMY1 They already took away the penny!

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@tinyAKAtiny @alphafox Generational IQ decline is apparent these days more so than ever

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@Badman0809 @alphafox She wants to put her penis is his ass

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@UrbanLiterature @Suzierizzo1 Then come on down to Platinum Sales & Service here in Norco, CA we got premium teslas paid off fully 100% ! We got Harpreet saying he got it fixed up after he did some engine work now it’s sounds loud!

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@HustleBitch_ “No Russian”

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@HolgerCardano24 @cheaf25master Or they’re on an overload of adderall vibe coding… clearly a vibe coding HQ

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@unforsakenbacon @HappyPunch So many low iq “sHuT Da Fhuk uhhh” emanating out of this comments reply’s… I’m dumb for wasting the time to type this. I’m a tard too.

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@Lucky24775899 @fdosmither @adxtyahq Dumb asf bro read a book or touch grass

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@Conzjonz @binkyycat Prolly had those fans spinning fast, either direction backwards prolly thatll do it, gotta learn the hard way, did it when I was a kid once learned to never air can a fan unless you hold it from spinning at speeds it’s not suppose to spin at or especially backwards

[Argona @Argona0x]

a 28-year-old in Berlin runs a 7-agent software factory off a remote server

she approves checkpoints from her phone at midnight; her workspace has no desk, no city, no fixed machine - any screen is just a terminal

she quoted $28,000 for a scope a local agency priced at $74,000 and told the client 'minimum 6 weeks.' the agents shipped a validated PR in 19 hours

the agency was still revising their proposal

i've been running a version of this for the past few months. the setup sounds absurd until the first time it works, and then you can't go back

the factory lives on a remote VPS - always on, eight tmux panes, already mid-session. ssh in from whatever screen is nearby: laptop at home, phone on a train, tablet at a café at 1am. the environment never moves. you're just a terminal window connecting to something that was already running

agencies price the way they do because their overhead is structural. a $74,000 quote on a 6-week scope is real math: account managers, a senior dev who gets rotated to a bigger client by week three, revision cycles that exist because context lives in fourteen slack threads instead of one file

the factory collapses all of that into a CLAUDE.md

→ a 100-line markdown file at the repo root loads the entire project into every new agent session - stack, architectural rules, banned patterns - so no session starts blind and no context drifts between runs
→ agent one is read-only: maps the existing codebase, documents patterns, flags risks before any agent touches the code
→ agent two writes the user story and acceptance criteria, locking the exact definition of done before engineering starts
→ agent three produces the technical brief: data model changes, API shapes, a precise list of every file that will move - this locks before any builder runs
→ backend and frontend build in parallel but in isolation, each scoped to its own directories, so they can't reach across and corrupt each other's work
→ agent six writes acceptance tests against the original user story criteria before the implementation is considered complete
→ agent seven runs a final read-only audit: missing auth, tenant isolation gaps, any deviation from the brief gets flagged back into the loop before the pr is cut
→ three checkpoints pause the entire chain for human approval - story, spec, pre-merge - each one a 30-second phone tap when the upstream work was done right

the 19 hours is the output. what compressed was everything underneath: the pm relaying a question to an engineer who responds two days later, the architectural mistake that only surfaces after code is written, the context drift between sessions because the memory layer is a human brain instead of a file that loads before anything runs

the loop closes itself. validator flags a gap, builder fixes it, verifier confirms, pr is clean by morning

the agency sent their revised proposal at 9am. the pr had been merged for 14 hours

she approved the final checkpoint at midnight, 30 seconds on her phone. the agents were already done

the desk, the office, the fixed machine - she left them out

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@catturd2

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@RussellRic5886

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@ViralVideos There is an epidemic where did they all suddenly come from in such large numbers?

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@ForgiatoBlow47

[Punisher @0x_Punisher]

I was down $8k on my trading bots before I learned this:

This 2-min guide will fix your bot in one day.

Your Polymarket bot is bleeding and you don't know why.

99% of the time it's one of these problems:

Here is the full fix guide from someone who has repaired 1,000+ broken bots publicly:

Latency is killing you before strategy even matters.

Measure every single step from signal detection to order fire.

Target under 0.5ms on your internal hot path.

P50 round trip to CLOB should sit around 6-8ms on good infrastructure.

Anything higher and you are always second in line.

Ireland and Montreal are the closest viable server locations right now.

Pre-build everything before the window opens.

HMAC signatures.
Headers.
Request bodies.
All pre-staged and ready to clone on fire.

Your hot path should do almost zero work at execution time.

Every millisecond of serialization at the moment of entry costs you fills.

Liquidity is dead and FAK orders keep failing.

Stop relying purely on FAK in thin books.

Use GTC limits at mid plus one tick instead.

Or naked-sell the opposite side.

Or pre-split shares and rest GTC on the other side as a synthetic position.

All three manufacture entries when the order book has nothing for you.

Silent fill bug is destroying your state management post-V2.

Never trust only the API exception to confirm a fill.

After any timeout - poll the order status endpoint manually.

Run a full reconciliation pass every 30 seconds minimum.

Your strategy is too complex and too fragile.

RSI.
MACD.
Divergence layers stacked on top of each other.

Every indicator you add is another thing that eventually breaks.

The bots that survive long term use: CLOB momentum, spot distance from strike, time-weighted signals and day of week edges.

That is it.
Nothing else needed.

Start with 15-minute BTC markets not 5-minute.

5-minute is brutal.
Bots that bleed on 5-minute often print immediately on 15-minute.

Same logic.
Different window.
Completely different result.

Stop sizing all-in on single entries.

Bet in chunks.
Use aggressive stop losses on clear losers.
DCA into winners.

Capital preservation beats perfect entries every single time.

Full guide + my public results in quoted below article.

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@ClownWorld