melanie

for the hipsters and the dipshits

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

New York Knicks are your 2026 NBA Champions.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so knicks in 5

[melanie @capn_mel]

gonna keep saying “knicks in five” even after they clinch

[rie @livsbeth]

imagine making 3 skipless albums by the age of 23 olivia rodrigo you’re fucking insane

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Good morning….NYC is ready….LFG Knicks!

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!!!!!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

That shit is coming to a city near you!

[melanie @capn_mel]

@liviefiles There’s nothing to “debunk” here. Olivia obviously doesn’t have bad intentions. She’s just not thinking about how it promotes and contributes to the current infantilization issues we are seeing in the political landscape and, historically, with men in general.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[melanie @capn_mel]

brooklyn blossoms on fujifilm 🌸

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Bitches be like, "WE'RE SO BACK" yeah to square one

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

now what am i supposed to do now that i don’t have my emotional support astronauts anymore

[melanie @capn_mel]

me watching artemis ii float around in the ocean after splashdown

[$ @jxtsummer]

i love listening to music and imagining stuff happening

[melanie @capn_mel]

just learned the moon has colors now im crying on public transportation thanks nasa

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Internal messages from Live Nation reveal two execs talking about "robbing [fans] blind."

“These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says.

That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

#internationalwomensday

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's time as Secretary of Homeland Security. The plastic surgery addict enjoyed dressing up for photos while arresting minorities.

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

If we passed Bernie Sanders' 5% wealth tax on billionaires, Musk would still have $792 billion.

Zuckerberg would still have $209 billion.

Bezos would still have $207 billion.

And we would have trillions in revenue, more money in our pockets, and a better healthcare system.