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Borderline schizo, Sort of fine titz tho

[The Prophet LOKI @ProphetLoki]

#Bluefall RT @MCHammer: For selling bottled water ???? 😡😤https://t.co/bgx6nA33cG

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

See toned down versions of this shit everyday at work

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https://t.co/78GQN3oz2l

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@CurtisNotCurtis Jealous much? ;)

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R Kellys mind shouldve said no louder

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

https://t.co/Q05hsPe3la

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

Laugh. There’s nothing to fear. It’s all a game.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This father is using laughter to teach his young daughter how to remain calm during air raids in Syria

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

WHO THE FUCK IS DENISE

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

I dont have a twitter, but if i did:

KEYWORD DUMB | adult swim smalls https://t.co/SpzalgxJ0s via @YouTube

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

Happy Halloween. Don't puncture your pericardial sac with a glass of beer https://t.co/87mOI26PcR

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Goodbye forever vine. Thanks for the memories https://t.co/fRVnj4Xhmv

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

This feeling makes me want to reevaluate my priorities. I was missing out on shit around me. This could be ... https://t.co/eZCpKo60Ja

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

I might've been one of very few people on the app but that's fine I enjoyed it https://t.co/IrxgL5K6uf

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You will be missed vine https://t.co/FkrmEDWpRm

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I spent a lot of time on this app and looking back, maybe it was a waste. At least it brought me some joy https://t.co/53EJOiLgYj

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

I'm gonna miss these videos and all the ones I saw that would help make me laugh or smile https://t.co/ZVuZVNc9g1

[Carpe DMs @capnblueballs]

For your viewing pleasure. https://t.co/ICyQYfBhVL

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I'm sad today. Vine is gonna be gone forever. I made a few on my trip to SoCal and Vegas that I'll post https://t.co/6hzsXcbgXb

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https://t.co/GYEp8TiUOr

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The Brown's symbol is a helmet. Nothing is on the helmet. Their name is the Browns and their helmet is orange. Reasons the Browns ain't shit