Davenport (INACTIVE)

Hi, I'm Davenport and welcome to jackass. Don't think too much about the glitchy text. Cover image is a photo! Everyone's DadTM 🌺 (INACTIVE)

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@NDH_Protesional ive found i need my friends an awful lot. id be dead many more times than i have been already without them.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

also- i've added my real life tumblr to the "website" area in case anyone wonders what i'm up to

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

maybe i'll see you all again some day. for now, this is Dav, signing off.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

im sorry for all i did (especially The Fear Incident)- i had way more of a temper back then and couldnt stay in character as well.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

me: oh right, i signed up a twitter with this email! i should sign back in!
me, back in: Ah Yes. it's that.

[cool bean @skele_nyssa]

2 things i learned today
1.the Pillsbury doughboy's name is poppin fresh
2. hes cursed to fuck forever, until he dies. rip.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@one1nugg lots.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@beefboyalis a person who operates the flying controls of an aircraft.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@beefboyalis its either a synonym for a pilot, or a style of glasses

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

that new guy, thomas, is pretty cool. i like him.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@mail_sailorbird was that not reassuring enough?

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@mail_sailorbird im pretty sure shes dead now. dont worry! :)

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@mail_sailorbird what does this say

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

this statement is still true

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

i managed to correct it before i posted but still

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

i hate my stone of farspeech's autocorrect

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

i miss merle. i havent seen him in a while. i hope he's alright.

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

now that im back i can get to the important things-

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@sunfloweryarn @mail_sailorbird and safe!

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@mail_sailorbird why is he trying to hurt us then

[Davenport (INACTIVE) @capndavenport]

@mail_sailorbird "fwuiom" tried to hurt you. you will be okay.