Dart Blart

it is safe to assume that at any given moment im dead

[Dart Blart @one1nugg]

wednesday was my birthday and none of you murdered me :/

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@aeluxmagicgirl oh good because that's what I was feeling

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please i saw someone wearing these and I don't know how to react why are they so long

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can someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel about these please

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I mean I have horns and a tail so I've got that going but I can't sit in some chairs.

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why do aasimar get to be tall and tieflings dont. I want to be 16 ft tall.

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you are a strong beautiful powerful talented muskox of a twunk do not ever change

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i have to give at LEAST four pep talks to a day to cafeteria workers that you've emotionally battered and do not EVEN get me started on the benefits i've had to placate leon with to get him to stay on this moon. THE MAN DESERVES TO RETIRE. and YOU, avi...

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snakes started manifesting physically in my office and I mean that entirely literally and i want to know how youre doing it.

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and don't even get me started on the fucking rat baby boyfriend. role reversal for the ages right there! greasy prep and well-groomed emo ive simple never heard of anything like it. taako since you entered this bureau my life has never known peace.

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i know we've established that he's a godservant or whatever under zone of truth no less but what are her hiring criteria?? like what do you wear to an interview with the raven queen? I mean I can probably guess, it starts with H and ends with Ot Topic.

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i know i went in on this lydia deetz-ass emo motherfucker who keeps sneaking onto my moon the other day but let's keep it going. let's just ride this wave as long as we can.

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ah, so wen the Bard tarts on bout death its "poetic" an "a classic o lit'richur" but when i do it its "ye should see sommun in therapy toz"

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@skele_nyssa also like was she threatening ppl for a reason?

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@skele_nyssa bruh shouldve sacrificed me

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@skele_nyssa i mean being kinda cold and threatening isnt rlly a reason to hate someone also becoming the blood god sounds sick

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@capndavenport Yeah that doesn't really clear anything up dav

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why does everyone seem to hate antares what did she do

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@mail_sailorbird TAKE A BREAK FROM WORK I STG